I’m thinking of having 10 people on it for a party, if you are interested.

2/2/2021 12:48:07 PM

does it have a trolling motor?

2/2/2021 1:05:35 PM

Why does that matter to u

2/2/2021 1:42:30 PM

I was just showing interest. Learn some manners

2/2/2021 4:07:41 PM

I heard your mom went swimming in the ocean and a helicopter radioed down for landing instructions.

2/2/2021 6:00:08 PM

Guaranteed failboat.

2/2/2021 6:02:14 PM

^^^lol. Good job sir

2/2/2021 9:33:27 PM

It’s a 20 foot pontoon boat. It is parked on Lake Benson. We’re gonna have a catered party with the subway party subs. Tell mr what kind of sub you want if you want to come and if you are just going to be a JERK don’t say ANYTHING because it’s not your party. I’ve had 23 people already say they want to come.

2/3/2021 9:55:24 AM

"The two happiest days in a boat owner’s life...."

that ol' thang

2/3/2021 10:02:59 AM

Can you get me one of those fresh Tuna subs? When is the party? I'm starving!

2/3/2021 2:19:52 PM

break out another thousand

2/3/2021 5:02:00 PM

Do you require weiners to be sheathed to board this boat?

2/3/2021 6:28:35 PM

Sounds like a foolish purchase for someone who, just a couple months ago, could barely find shoes to acquire employment

2/3/2021 7:32:22 PM

Each guest gets their own party sub?

2/3/2021 9:46:56 PM

I don't think you have a boat. You say parked ON lake benson, which is not possible (no boat slips). There is also not a boat ramp there, so putting in a pontoon is impossible. You guys planning to sit on your pontoon on the trailer in the parking lot?

2/3/2021 10:23:39 PM

Called out, son!

2/4/2021 6:17:03 AM

The boat is already there. I haven’t been able to go look at it yet because I’m busy. Ive seen where it is parked outside someones house, the seller. They needed to sell fast bc they lost there job due to there business being SHUT OUT by King Pooper. Quick sale. Im buying it together w my brother.

And someone saying I didn’t have money for shoes: I can BUY shoes there was just no SHOE STORE OPEN due to KING POOPERS RULES. Saying I can’t afford to buy shoes: slander

If you want to bring Weiner’s that’s your job. I’m not paying for hot dogs. Just a giant party sub with I think tuna if that’s what people want. I also want meatballs

[Edited on February 4, 2021 at 8:26 AM. Reason : I need sub orders by tomorrow for this weekend]

2/4/2021 8:24:19 AM

Tuna meat balls with a marinara

2/4/2021 9:32:03 AM

My brother wanted me to say you all need to give us a picture of your self so we know who to expect. The sub can be half tuna half meat ball.
You can put your pictures posted here

2/4/2021 10:00:33 AM

You do realize its winter and cold as fuck outside, right? Sounds like a blast.

2/4/2021 10:11:15 AM

This is the best thread on TWW

2/4/2021 11:02:34 AM

The thread title says you bought a boat. Not only have you not bought it, you say you haven't even looked at it yet. Your story (and probably the boat) is full of holes.

2/4/2021 11:47:26 AM

Quote :

"The boat is already there. I haven’t been able to go look at it yet because I’m busy. Ive seen where it is parked outside someones house, the seller. They needed to sell fast bc they lost there job due to there business being SHUT OUT by King Pooper. Quick sale. Im buying it together w my brother. And someone saying I didn’t have money for shoes: I can BUY shoes there was just no SHOE STORE OPEN due to KING POOPERS RULES. Saying I can’t afford to buy shoes: slander If you want to bring Weiner’s that’s your job. I’m not paying for hot dogs. Just a giant party sub with I think tuna if that’s what people want. I also want meatballs"

You are working yourself into a shoot brother.

2/4/2021 11:52:13 AM

My brother paid and I owe him for half the boat you think we’re both gonna show up at their house with 1/2 the money each

2/4/2021 5:15:26 PM

When I visited Lake Benson last weekend it was frozen solid and children were playing hockey.

2/4/2021 5:19:04 PM

So is you or is you ain't a seaman?

2/4/2021 5:52:23 PM

Quote :

"My brother paid and I owe him for half the boat you think we’re both gonna show up at their house with 1/2 the money each"

You're right, that's impossible. How silly of me.

2/4/2021 6:07:55 PM

HA HA so like when you and you’re friend Coz go try to buy your dorky masks and Kmart pants you probably share do you both make the cashier stop and count half your money and half his money instead of just paying each other back?

2/4/2021 6:35:42 PM

I get kmart stuff pretty cheap, your mom lets me use her employee discount.

2/4/2021 7:08:13 PM

I found a picture of Rem's mom:

2/4/2021 10:14:22 PM

Rem Lezar = Arnie exposed???

2/4/2021 10:23:44 PM

Similar mental capacity.

2/4/2021 11:08:23 PM

2/5/2021 10:44:59 AM

You are so stupid that is your mom and she can’t even fit in Kmart where you all live

2/5/2021 4:26:37 PM

that sounds like SLANDER

2/5/2021 4:30:24 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEE3_mBzi8

2/6/2021 11:08:56 AM

I think 0 people fell out

2/7/2021 9:54:30 AM

Party date moved to March. What day of the week is goood for yall?

2/9/2021 7:19:42 AM

February 29

2/9/2021 7:56:39 AM

That’s not a DAY OF THE WEEK. Like Sunday Monday or Tuesday.

This is why it is not slander when I say you are STUPID. You think that is a day of the week!

2/9/2021 8:29:10 AM

It's a day of the week that it's in.

2/9/2021 12:01:37 PM

Which lake will this be at?

2/9/2021 6:54:33 PM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

2/9/2021 11:51:24 PM

I told you the lake

2/10/2021 2:13:18 PM

I'm going to be having a party for 11 people, on a boat that my friend already owns.

We're planning on having Jersey Mike's sub sandwiches for all. And masks will be optional but encouraged.

This sounds much more fun that some other parties

2/10/2021 4:23:17 PM

does it have a trolling motor?

2/10/2021 6:20:59 PM

HA HA you don’t OWN the boat. You’re friend might not even let you use it! I bet it’s like a canoue.

2/11/2021 9:51:37 AM

You might as well answer Paul's question. No one is going to be caught dead at your failboat party.

2/11/2021 6:14:36 PM

Are you scared of the water? Will you wear a mask because the water has germs?

2/11/2021 8:05:48 PM

Will there be Capri Suns or Doreedos?

2/11/2021 8:32:57 PM