Lol kids can’t leave Santa cookies cause he can’t eat with a mask on! You are so dumb!

12/16/2020 10:46:01 AM

Mask Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from corona
I'll give it to someone special

12/16/2020 11:02:17 AM

Actual historical photo:

12/16/2020 11:23:57 AM

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12/16/2020 11:43:34 AM

Someone tell that person with the big head and the alien to wear a mask! King Pooper Kooper is coming to down! To make everyone wear his approved mask!

12/16/2020 12:42:10 PM

Just got a colored mask. Makes me look less lame.

12/16/2020 12:44:28 PM

We call them African Americans shoot, you fucking racist

12/16/2020 5:27:31 PM

You are too sensitive to the word COLORED.
Colored people can also refer to Asians, just darker than white.

12/16/2020 5:39:02 PM

White is a color. All colors matter!

12/16/2020 6:42:42 PM

Your mom will invite you over for a Christmas dinner and what will you do?

Show up wearing a mask and not be able to eat and your mom will get mad and you will get hungry an you’ll look like a huge jerk and dork trying to SHOVE FOOD in your MASK

12/17/2020 7:20:14 AM

I'm having Christmas Dinner at the Governor's Mansion. Thanks, King Kooper!

I'm wearing this:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-52728998

12/17/2020 7:54:18 AM

NO YOU are NOT. Because you are gonna embarrass all the rich democrats when you show up wearing your ratty old Kmart suit and cheap o shoes with a necktie that probably has like Bugs bunny on it

12/17/2020 11:41:50 AM

YES I AM!

You are just mad because Governor Roy didn't invite you.

12/17/2020 6:10:41 PM

It’s because he hates anyone that WORKS for a living and doesn’t get there clothes out the dumpster donation box at Kmart like you do.

12/17/2020 7:22:59 PM

From what I've been able to gather, your "work" involves threatening to sue everyone you run across.

12/17/2020 8:09:23 PM

I am a LAWYER as a CITIZEN DUTY. I have another job You don’t work and you probably think being a BULLY is your job. You have greasy hair and dress like a DORK

12/18/2020 6:43:00 AM

You better watch out
You better wear a mask
You better not sing or eat or have a fun Christmas with your friends and family I’m telling you why
Pooper Cooper Is coming to town!

12/24/2020 11:56:55 AM

Too bad, loser. All hail Roy.

12/24/2020 12:03:30 PM

He will be removed by Febuary

12/24/2020 1:13:09 PM

YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE

12/24/2020 4:18:52 PM

MY MOTHER IS NOT LETTINH US COME TO CHRUSTMAS SHE SAID WE HAVE TO WEAR A MASK BUT PEEPAW WONT WEAR ONE AND NO ONE ELSE IS SO IM GOING WITHOUT ONE

12/24/2020 5:29:33 PM