Whoever started the rumor that my nickname is Hefty Bag: SLANDER IS AGAINST THE LAW AND YOU CAN GO TO JAIL

7/7/2020 7:37:51 AM

It's not a rumor. That really is your nickname.

7/7/2020 8:27:51 AM

I need your address because I’m going to SUE YOU INTO THE JAILHOUSE

7/7/2020 2:48:29 PM

742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, OR 97403

Come at me, bro!

7/7/2020 3:15:23 PM

Shut up, hefty bag

7/7/2020 3:27:38 PM

Is it Evergreen Townhouse? I don’t see a Evergreen Terrace

7/7/2020 3:39:31 PM

It's Terrace! It's a single-family home. Look, I know my own address, OK?! Whether you can find it or not, that's your problem. Frankly, you sound like a terrible lawyer.

7/7/2020 3:52:07 PM

If you want to try and see how good I am I’ll see you in the courthouse followed by THE POOR HOUSE

7/8/2020 12:50:50 PM

I know about the law and various lawyerings. Let’s say we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

7/8/2020 2:41:20 PM

Lol u represent birds?

7/9/2020 6:17:03 AM

7/9/2020 7:02:03 AM

Umm... filibuster

7/9/2020 9:06:04 AM

That's the unfortunate thing about nicknames, you don't get to pick them yourself. Unless you're an egomaniac.

7/9/2020 5:07:41 PM

Wimpy, Wimpy wimpy. Hefty hefty hefty. Embrace it bro. Would you rather be wimpy or hefty?

7/11/2020 4:44:24 AM

Wimpy Bag!

7/11/2020 9:04:03 AM

Man y’all sent a time traveler to kill me? Lol your a Wimpy Bag.

7/11/2020 11:33:54 AM

According to you, you've returned from the future, so we wouldn't need to send a time traveler to kill you. Just a boring old present-day person would do. I'm beginning to seriously doubt your account.

7/11/2020 1:03:34 PM

My nickname has been CONFIRMED as Suede.

7/24/2020 12:47:20 PM

SUEDE checkin in!

11/24/2020 7:48:16 AM