From less than a foot away.

Direct hit.

5/30/2020 3:03:56 PM

My bad.

5/30/2020 3:07:23 PM

You're a dead man.

5/30/2020 3:18:07 PM

5/30/2020 3:36:27 PM

I'd punch that motherfucker right in the nose till they can't sneeze no more

at least that's what I do when my kids sneeze on me

5/30/2020 4:07:30 PM

Lol yeah she was like 18 months old so I gave her a pass

5/30/2020 5:55:38 PM

I had a feeling, I know the type. Still, best to show that motherfucker who's boss now or they'll walk all over you their whole life...

5/30/2020 6:01:02 PM

That's my fetish...

5/30/2020 6:01:25 PM

kids these days, no manners

5/30/2020 6:04:43 PM

I just had another human use the shirt I was wearing as a tissue

5/30/2020 7:05:39 PM

sorry paul, my bad

5/30/2020 8:59:20 PM

ofc said human started showing covid symptoms 2 days after the sneeze



[Edited on June 12, 2020 at 12:37 PM. Reason : thank jebus the test was negative ]

6/12/2020 12:37:15 PM

Hopefully not a false negative

6/12/2020 8:22:18 PM

It's ok not to say "Bless you" in this situation

6/13/2020 12:13:05 AM