Well, do you?

2/25/2020 6:05:20 PM

nope

2/25/2020 6:14:20 PM

nope

2/25/2020 6:17:06 PM

trump said it's the same as the common cold so yes

2/25/2020 6:19:17 PM

yeah, your mom.

2/25/2020 7:44:19 PM

Not yet, but check back in a month.

2/25/2020 10:03:29 PM

Not yet but we all will

2/26/2020 12:13:33 AM

I saw justinh524 cough menacingly the other day.

2/26/2020 6:55:20 AM

Who knows the character of this virus?

2/26/2020 6:57:02 AM

COVID-19 is a liar and a thief

[Edited on February 26, 2020 at 8:11 AM. Reason : bullshit]

2/26/2020 8:10:54 AM

COVID
CIVIC

2/26/2020 9:43:57 AM

The mobile furnace picked them up.

2/26/2020 10:17:29 AM

I just hope Trump tells us what to think soon about COVID-19, so we don't have to rely on assessments of health professionals.

2/26/2020 10:57:26 AM

It's more and more like H1N1 in 2009 now.

2/26/2020 11:16:11 AM

I plan to take precautions to avoid getting the virus


-Wash my masks well before reuse
-Drink Budweiser
-Avoid hooker spit
-Avoid areas that may contain the virus, like hospitals, office buildings, and public transportation

2/26/2020 12:08:40 PM

If it's like H1N1, the anti-virus medicine should be coming very quickly. By that time, you get the shot, you should be OK.

2/26/2020 12:16:41 PM

Quote :

"It's more and more like H1N1 in 2009 now."

h1n1 death rate - 0.02%
covid19 death rate - 2.0%

2/26/2020 12:31:56 PM

So it tries to get rid of the humankind??

[Edited on February 26, 2020 at 12:37 PM. Reason : ;]

2/26/2020 12:35:37 PM

Quit pushing disinformation, shoot

2/26/2020 1:08:24 PM

So, how many teaspoons of COVID-19 in your butt would it take to kill you in 3 years?

2/26/2020 1:31:31 PM

^^ I'm gonna quit this thread started by you.

2/26/2020 2:48:52 PM

yeah

yo mama

2/26/2020 3:16:46 PM

bye felicia

2/26/2020 5:04:34 PM

Quote :

"It's more and more like H1N1 in 2009 now."

In what way? It is not the flu virus, comrade.

Coronavirus family: 'cold' viruses (human cold, SARS, MERS, COVID-19)
Influenza virus family: flu viruses (several human and animal strains)

Two different families.

Billions and billions of viruses. Nobody knows viruses better than I do. Believe me.

2/26/2020 6:19:06 PM

Your roads and immune systems are fine

2/27/2020 6:49:40 AM

I've already barricaded myself in my home for the foreseeable future. Thankfully I have enough candy necklaces and Pedialyte to get me through the rest of 2020.

2/27/2020 8:07:24 AM

Is there anyone else watching Contagion on Netflix?

2/27/2020 4:41:28 PM

2/27/2020 5:20:26 PM

r we all gonna die or what

3/2/2020 9:03:44 PM

WeAreGoingToDie.gif

3/5/2020 10:47:40 AM

At this point I'm sure I do know someone

3/5/2020 7:52:17 PM

Maryland just confirmed it's first case of coronavirus. I'm pretty sure it's eleusis.

3/5/2020 8:21:12 PM

nope

3/7/2020 6:00:38 PM

COVID-19 ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE YOU ALL DECIDED LICKING EACH OTHERS' ASSHOLES WAS THE NEW COOL THING TO DO

3/18/2020 2:10:42 PM

https://www.facebook.com/kendrick.lewis.165470/videos/559870587962764/

3/18/2020 4:05:28 PM

If Roy Williams and/or John Swofford get it then I think we should hang a banner

3/18/2020 5:13:26 PM

I'm sure we will soon enough

3/18/2020 5:37:18 PM

maybe.

Sounds like a student at work has it or may have it? Don't know the details or the specific individual yet, though.

3/18/2020 9:34:31 PM

if you or a loved one is living with COVID-19, you are eligible to collect your lafta bucks

3/18/2020 10:18:05 PM

I bet I have it. I bet a lot of people that don’t think they have it, have it. Soon as I can test I will. Mortality rate like 20% for people above 80 years of age. Young healthy people don’t show symptoms sometimes. Lots of people spreading and don’t know. Stop killing old people you fucks

3/19/2020 3:01:21 AM

Yes. And I am quarantined because of them.

3/21/2020 2:55:51 AM

Last place I worked notified everyone there that someone had it and notified anyone that had come in contact with them.

3/21/2020 10:00:23 AM

More than likely. They're awaiting testing

3/21/2020 12:27:32 PM

Yes I do

3/24/2020 9:12:54 PM

Quote :

"Stop killing old people you fucks"

Exactly.

3/24/2020 9:40:58 PM

A friend of mine in NY has tested positive :\

3/25/2020 12:07:02 PM

Wait. Are supposed to stop licking each others assholes now? That’s madness.

3/25/2020 12:14:27 PM

i had a friend/neighbor test negative (yay!). took 7 days for him to get his results.

3/25/2020 12:24:55 PM

My brother is getting tested in Florida tomorrow. His whole family is sick. His toddler had pneumonia, but is rapidly improving. His wife has the equivalent of middling flu; fever, cough, aches; not wishing for death or anything but not pleasant. My brother has a more or less nonstop cough and wheezing, middling fever (101ish), sinus pressure, and a constant headache.

3/30/2020 7:00:29 PM

Yikes. I hope it buffs out

3/30/2020 7:09:49 PM