Shut the fuck up, EMCE. Everyone knows qntmfred loves you more than he loves all of us. You don't need to be an ass about it.

12/24/2019 2:15:12 PM

eyes emoji

12/24/2019 2:20:44 PM

Script

12/24/2019 2:29:14 PM

I knew you'd come up with some cockamamie excuse. The truth isn't a script.

Also, flush the damn toilet. This isn't a "if it's yellow let it mellow" house.

12/24/2019 2:45:24 PM

If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

12/24/2019 3:39:46 PM

You're right, Grandma. It's not real love and it's not going to last. But that's because they're juniors in high school, not because they're gay.

12/24/2019 5:03:31 PM

Please don't use the good stuff for your Long Island Ice Teas.

12/24/2019 6:49:05 PM

Goddammit A Tanzarian, do you really have to watch A Christmas Story again this year? NOTHING NEW IS GOING TO HAPPEN. RALPHIE WILL STILL BEAT THE BULLYS FACE IN!

And synapse, shut the fuck up about your high school football achievements.

12/24/2019 7:05:55 PM

IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION AND YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IT AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!

12/24/2019 8:24:35 PM

I hate all of you

12/24/2019 8:44:47 PM

Fuck. justinh524 got into the egg nog, and found the rum. I think he kicked the dog, and he's been telling those walnuts that they're lazy for the past hour.

[Edited on December 24, 2019 at 9:07 PM. Reason : D]

12/24/2019 9:06:29 PM

Make Pecans Great Again

12/24/2019 9:40:21 PM

Looks like Justin "forgot" his meds. If he gets too bad, I've got crazy Great-Aunt Pearl's old restraints. They're in a box under my bed. I might have some of her lithium too.

I've also got Grandpa's cattle prod out in the garage.

12/24/2019 11:35:49 PM

^way harsh brah

12/24/2019 11:37:20 PM

We weren't all blessed with well adjusted families.

12/25/2019 1:13:35 AM

Before you go, I need you to clean up all the shit your dog left in the backyard.

12/26/2019 3:20:39 PM

That wasn't the dog. Sorry.

12/26/2019 5:46:16 PM

Also, that was a Christmas present.

12/26/2019 6:24:49 PM

I can't believe BubbleBobble finger fucked his Mac & cheese while staring down grandpa at the dinner table...again.

12/26/2019 7:08:43 PM

Why's the carpet wet, Todd?

12/26/2019 9:04:14 PM

Who the fuck is Todd and why is he in my house?

12/27/2019 12:23:36 AM