chased by an axe murderer.

when they stumbled upon an old abandoned warehouse. Deciding that it was the safest place to hide, the three entered the warehouse.

Along the back wall of the warehouse were three empty potato sacks laying on the ground. Thinking on their feet, each of the three got into a sack to hide from certain death.

The murderer entered the warehouse and, after searching for a while, happened upon three upright potato sacks.

He walked up to the first sack, where the redhead was hiding, and tapped the bag with the side of his axe. The redhead, thinking quickly, let out a few gentle meows. “Meow, meow!” The murderer moved to the next sack, clearly not interested in slaying a bag of kittens.

As he tapped the second potato sack, the brunette trembled. He tapped it again, and she let out three loud barks. “Arf! Arf! Arf!” An avid dog lover himself, the murderer moved onto the third and final potato sack.

Then BridgetSPK panicked, as she knew she was next. Her mind raced as footsteps approached until she felt a tap on the side of her potato sack. As a second, more forceful tap came, she took a deep breath and exhaled. “Pottttttaaaaatooooo”

12/11/2019 9:12:21 AM

I laughed

12/11/2019 9:46:25 AM

I laughed

12/11/2019 10:02:37 AM

I'm not falling for that script.

12/11/2019 12:45:47 PM

Two thumbs up

12/11/2019 8:48:44 PM

black man with an axe.

BLACK MAN with an axe.

BLACK MAN WITH AN AXE.

SOMEONE CALL SWAT.

12/12/2019 6:59:18 AM

let me axe you a question

12/18/2019 2:52:17 AM

o shit this potato bag is haunted by potates

12/18/2019 10:49:03 AM