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UJustWait84
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Is something I’d expect to hear from my cousins in the redneck parts of NC

11/29/2019 5:45:54 PM

BanjoMan
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The "redneck" parts have people that typically say things like:

"Damn, glad that you made it out of this place bro, but thanks for coming to visit. I don't have many friends left, they all died from a heroin overdose."

"I got three kids and my new girl is helping me take care of my daughter from my first relationship. Her mom is a crackhead and went to prison."

"Kids have made me straighten my act up, but while you were at State I was in a strip club doing nothing but selling coke and fuckin strippers. I never got an STD... that couldn't be cured."

11/29/2019 8:19:54 PM

PaulISdead
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The last one sounds terrible

11/29/2019 8:45:50 PM

BanjoMan
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I wish that I had access to the numbers, but it seemed like the ones that didn't become drug addicts went straight to the military.

11/29/2019 9:42:02 PM

justinh524
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...and then became drug addicts

11/29/2019 9:50:28 PM

BanjoMan
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it's one thing about this country that kind of bugs me. There is a huge correlation between coming from a republican area or family and going into the military. I think that a lot of good can come from the decision to join one of the armed forces. It isn't like they don't have a lot to offer, and I don't think that this decision should somehow be tied to political affiliation.

11/29/2019 10:45:51 PM

BettrOffDead
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whatevs, you're just a shill for the jew navy

11/29/2019 11:23:55 PM

EMCE
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[Edited on December 1, 2019 at 12:49 PM. Reason : Jj]

12/1/2019 12:48:14 PM

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