Gucci slides and dirty socks

5/16/2019 12:26:39 PM

Type of dude who bites a filled doughnut someone brought into the office to see what flavor it is, then puts it back when its not custard.

5/16/2019 12:28:20 PM

Type of dude who rides public transport so he can be close enough to people to smell their hair.

5/16/2019 12:31:00 PM

Type of dude that wears a silk bowling shirt and pretends he lives in the Sopranos

5/16/2019 12:40:09 PM

Type of dude that had dad breath since he was 7

5/16/2019 12:40:33 PM

5/16/2019 12:41:08 PM

5/16/2019 12:52:46 PM

bump


also, i watched the movie that that gif came from. its fucking terrible

9/22/2019 11:10:35 AM

9/22/2019 11:19:50 AM

EMCE is a gentleman and a scholar!

9/22/2019 11:54:56 AM

EMCE the type of dude that loudly exhales near someone, just so they'll ask "what's wrong?"

9/23/2019 8:56:05 AM

EMCE that type of dude that takes his hula hoop everywhere

9/23/2019 10:19:06 AM

asks the waitress / waiter whats their favorite thing on the menu

9/23/2019 10:23:24 AM

Type of dude who handles the salt shaker with maple syrup all over his hand.

9/23/2019 10:55:49 AM

Type of dude that farts in an elevator right before he gets off.

9/23/2019 11:49:36 AM

Type of dude who says I'll probably make it but never does.

9/23/2019 2:18:28 PM

Type of dude who tries to borrow your underwear, cause he shitted his draws

9/23/2019 4:02:49 PM

Type of dude that crowds you at the counter of the convenience store, cause he's tryin to spit game at the girl who works there.

9/25/2019 8:12:42 AM

Type of dude who puts an empty milk jug back in the fridge.

9/25/2019 8:13:45 AM

Type of dude that creams when new Gilmore Girls fan-fic comes out

9/27/2019 8:46:10 AM

Type of dude that sneaks out in the middle of the night and never calls you again

9/27/2019 9:00:03 AM

Type of dude that misses his missus.

9/28/2019 10:41:46 AM

type of dude whose cum you can still taste when you eat that pussy a year later

9/29/2019 12:11:56 AM

type of dude who never offered me a free lunch despite winning the aig hunt that one year

9/30/2019 10:19:16 PM

EMCE is that type of dude that calls in a to-go order from a restaurant and then never shows up to get it

9/30/2019 10:47:29 PM

Guys, this is getting out of hand

10/1/2019 8:04:31 AM

Type of dude who says things like "Guys, this is getting out of hand"

[Edited on October 1, 2019 at 8:11 AM. Reason : comma]

10/1/2019 8:10:54 AM

i just realized we weren’t supposed to post true stories itt

my bad

10/2/2019 10:34:59 PM

Type of dude that'll sell you a can of beans in a movie theater

10/3/2019 11:22:26 AM

Type of dude that will email you from two doors down, walk over to your office, and ask, "Have you seen the email i sent you?" prior to the email making it to your inbox.

10/23/2019 2:19:05 PM

Type of dude who takes pleasure in crop-dusting his way through Costco

10/23/2019 2:31:43 PM

type of dude who gets his feelings hurt.

10/23/2019 4:08:37 PM

Quote :

"Type of dude that will email you from two doors down, walk over to your office, and ask, "Have you seen the email i sent you?" prior to the email making it to your inbox. "

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

10/23/2019 6:30:44 PM

Type of dude who is very welcoming to strangers on TWW and speaks out when he sees something wrong.

10/23/2019 7:58:05 PM

calling me a bitch isn't very nice, and I'm a stranger. just being honest.

10/23/2019 9:44:20 PM

It would appear as if BanjoMan got his feelings hurt, like a scrote-faced, moist-steppin' bitch.

10/24/2019 6:54:00 AM

the type of dude who still buys fruit stripe gum (and still complains the flavor doesnt last long enough).

10/24/2019 9:00:18 AM

type of dude that says "now this is how you break" and then pots the white.

10/24/2019 10:12:47 AM

EMCE is the type of dude that wakes his neighbors up super early on weekend mornings because he's yelling so loud at his Peloton instructor video

10/24/2019 3:33:18 PM

Quote :

"EMCE is the type of dude that wakes his neighbors up super early on weekend mornings because he's yellingjerking off so loud at his Peloton instructor video"

fixed it

10/24/2019 3:37:59 PM

... always suggests going to Subway for lunch

10/24/2019 6:29:53 PM

the type of dude who wears a tuxedo to a cat's funeral

10/24/2019 6:49:35 PM

type of dude that wears Le Cost and Poolo Ralph Kramden and Tommy Hillfinger and Vindiesel Vines

11/13/2019 10:10:39 AM

Le Cost

[Edited on November 13, 2019 at 10:44 AM. Reason : lol]

11/13/2019 10:44:22 AM

Type of dude who gets his hair cut at Great Clips

12/24/2019 1:06:20 PM

Quote :

"Type of dude who gets his hair cut at Great Clips Lady Jane's and tries to touch the stylist's butt when they give him the hot towel rub"

12/26/2019 9:24:57 AM

i fully endorse this thread, EMCE is a jerk

12/26/2019 10:14:06 AM

Type of dude that rolls coal in a diesel Jetta with a carolina squat

[Edited on January 20, 2020 at 1:49 PM. Reason : also, gold 13 inch hundred spokes]

1/20/2020 1:48:05 PM

underwear from Wish.com

1/22/2020 1:00:43 PM

https://imgur.com/a/3edDtKj

[Edited on January 22, 2020 at 3:08 PM. Reason : No]

1/22/2020 3:06:01 PM