Now hear me out. I am a leather dealer that works often at certain specialty events. He came in with what appeared to be a strumpet and purchased several pieces of leather clothing and leather accessories he promissed me that his credit was good and that a Lannister always pays his debts. Well after several fake bags of gold and unfulfilled promises i have come here to try to find him. I understand he frequents a gold mine called casterly rock. I am starting to suspect that this thief is actually going by the alias tyrion glapion. Please contact me at leathermyst@peterthehair.com should you know where to find this scallywag.

4/14/2019 7:59:48 AM

I found this sufficiently humorous, but that is literally just me.

4/15/2019 8:28:38 AM

second

4/15/2019 9:47:38 AM