12/15/2018 6:36:58 PM

Do I need to drive down there?

12/15/2018 7:14:43 PM

I don't get it

12/15/2018 9:16:23 PM

^ It's an innuendo comparing snowfall amounts to penises

12/15/2018 9:20:06 PM

^^ there were two different things things to get, and you missed them both?

12/15/2018 10:13:42 PM

12/16/2018 1:33:04 AM

smh

12/17/2018 5:13:07 PM

To be clear, there was no innuendo. I do that thing most every storm, and I do it in the storm thread.

I just lost lost my mind that this aaronburro character mentioned the town of Cornelius twice in like two days. It made that town seem important to me...but I was simultaneously BAFFLED about how anyone could possibly care about the amount of snow he got.

So I made this thread to follow it.

1/21/2019 9:35:37 PM

1/21/2019 9:38:48 PM

(BTW, still insane and still following the precipitation totals in Cornelius.)

1/21/2019 9:40:07 PM

TBH I thought you were talking about pegging some dude

1/21/2019 9:54:28 PM

Not some dude, me.

1/21/2019 10:11:40 PM

TBH, "pegging" is a practice that has only been revealed to me virtually on here. I'm not big city cool...so I know nothing of y'all's practices.


I mostly just want to monitor the number of times that this bullshit, garbage, piece-of shit town, "Cornelius," is mentioned on The Wolf Web. Cause, so far, the only user to mention this place--in the history of this website--is some pitiful loser who cried while he openly walked away from his underwater property in another city.

Evidently he has a place in Cornelius now. It's been mentioned twice now.


Again, to be clear, I will monitor the snow totals and issue the winter weather warnings for Cornelius.

1/22/2019 7:51:32 PM

So that's a no on the pegging?

1/22/2019 8:01:02 PM

I'm not big city cool.

I'm vindictive monitor-other-people-for-years bitch.

1/22/2019 8:09:23 PM

I made it through star fruit surfrider

1/22/2019 9:52:51 PM

Damn, I pissed the bridget gal off.

1/22/2019 11:56:11 PM

If you asked me to name the Wolf Webber most likely to peg, I'd say BridgetSPK for sure.

1/23/2019 8:08:10 AM