Digital Urbanist

9/22/2018 6:54:17 PM

VP of Emoji Design

9/22/2018 7:33:16 PM

probably sr principal engineer, shooting for 'retired' though

9/22/2018 7:36:43 PM

I'll likely look for a VP Engineering role at some point. Either that or I'll start that scaffolding company I keep fantasizing about

9/22/2018 7:46:59 PM

Retired

9/22/2018 9:03:46 PM

^

9/22/2018 9:14:18 PM

haha oh yeah. I'm sure that guy is enjoying his retirement on some tropical island off kaplan.

9/22/2018 9:50:48 PM

Software Development Engineer in Test is my current one, basically a massive catch all for devops, security testing, performance/load testing, building test automation, etc

Next title will probably just add Senior to that, or maybe Manager.

9/22/2018 9:52:34 PM

fuck jed gant

9/22/2018 10:35:28 PM

MrGreen gets me

9/22/2018 11:56:25 PM

Who's that dude

9/23/2018 11:33:02 AM

appears to be a massive douche

9/23/2018 11:51:03 AM

Unemployed

9/23/2018 12:48:11 PM

_______ Lead. So I don't have to do anything.

9/23/2018 8:22:06 PM

Director of PP

for serious tho.

9/24/2018 6:53:53 PM

Senior [Current Job Title]

9/24/2018 8:07:38 PM

https://www.glassdoor.com/Job/raleigh-senior-director-facilities-and-engineering-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,7_IC1138960_KO8,50.htm?fromAge=7&jl=2822762273&ja=66840576&jaguid=0000016609c75b709907b40d232eae8b&pos=102&srs=EMAIL_JOB_ALERT&utm_source=jobalert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=jobAlertAlert&utm_content=ja-jobtitle

qntm director of engineering work ?

9/25/2018 7:58:45 AM

that's my current title

[Edited on September 25, 2018 at 10:43 AM. Reason : dafuq you doing posting ugly ass utm-ridden links on my the wolf web ]

9/25/2018 10:43:14 AM

he'll do better next year.

9/25/2018 3:16:51 PM

apparently it's senior manager now :-\

10/2/2018 8:12:11 PM

As the "Devil Reincarnated" I have a job (title) for life eternity.

10/2/2018 8:29:22 PM

Supreme Court Justice

*fingers crossed*

10/2/2018 8:59:59 PM

Disaster Recovery engineer

10/2/2018 9:41:34 PM

sex god

10/3/2018 4:31:43 AM