TP roll upside down IN MY OWN FLIPPING HOUSE

9/2/2018 3:32:43 PM

9/2/2018 3:42:33 PM

Just hit STOP and reset the goddamn microwave back to 0, ok?!

9/2/2018 9:25:29 PM

putting used toilet paper with dookie on it in the trash can instead of flushing it.

9/2/2018 9:56:51 PM

^^ too many button presses

9/2/2018 11:34:53 PM

i do STOP/CLEAR STOP/CLEAR in rapid succession myself, to tare ( ) it out. Otherwise I wonder if the power went out and I need to reset the clock.

9/3/2018 12:09:16 AM

Mobile website interfaces that have a back button.. who then ignore input from the browser back button or send you miles backward in your journey.

Recreating functionality in general gets me bothered. In-page search boxes instead of CTRL+F, fake back buttons, ads that change page structure/layout.

9/3/2018 12:32:46 AM

9/3/2018 12:51:20 AM

What are women, trebeck?

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9/3/2018 7:39:42 AM

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"putting used toilet paper with dookie on it in the trash can instead of flushing it. "

WTF?

9/3/2018 11:16:24 AM

You gotta do that in Central America because the plumbing can't handle the tp. Maybe it's someone from one of those countries who is used to doing it that way.

9/3/2018 11:35:23 AM

Loud chewing noises

9/3/2018 2:46:29 PM

Tiny houses.

9/3/2018 6:17:06 PM

Yeah the microwave not being on :00 or the time bugs me. My fiancé never clears it out and I can’t stand it.

9/3/2018 7:43:36 PM

all the in-text citations in textbooks. I hate when multiple lines are used up just for one citation...like how many people out there actually give a shit about citations in a text book?

9/3/2018 8:45:35 PM

A steering wheel attached to my pirate weiner

9/3/2018 8:52:21 PM

TreeTwista10 you have a pirate weiner? that's weird and it's a weird thing to say.

9/3/2018 10:53:50 PM

People who say they like Harry Potter, but they haven't even read the books

Muggle I will cut you

9/3/2018 11:28:07 PM

people that don't use cruise control

9/4/2018 5:24:16 PM

People that leave their car parked obviously crooked

9/6/2018 6:32:08 PM

The definition of a rational number that somehow doesn't include Pi. Pi is defined as a damn ratio (circumference : diameter) but is irrational. Drives me crazy!!

9/6/2018 7:58:56 PM

People that don't realize that, while any number can be written as a ratio, only rational numbers can be written as ratios of integers.

Thinking about it makes me irrational.

9/6/2018 8:50:08 PM

Folks who cut their grass but don't weedeat every time.

Folks who think roundup is an acceptable replacement for weedeating.

Lazy fucks.

9/6/2018 8:51:09 PM

^My house and farms would drive you crazy

Except hyvar instead of roundup

9/6/2018 8:55:49 PM

People who say "people that" instead of "people who."

9/6/2018 9:41:15 PM

^^I can understand it around the farm, but around the house? Trashy.

9/6/2018 9:51:32 PM

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"People that leave their car parked obviously crooked"

my wife is incapable of parking straight. I don't think she knows how. She is always pointed at an angle towards the drivers side.

9/6/2018 11:17:54 PM

Divorce her

9/7/2018 9:28:18 AM

then jump off a fucking bridge

9/7/2018 9:29:49 AM

if you set something on a table (phone, pen, etc...) having it at a weird angle instead of perpendicular or parallel to the edge

9/7/2018 9:54:20 AM

That sounds pretty spectrum-y

9/7/2018 10:00:57 AM

Unit prices that increase with quantity.

Example:
1 cookie for $0.49
3 cookies for $1.49 (2/3 of a cent more... EACH! )

11/2/2018 9:42:38 PM

You'd love my local grocery store.

Every 2-3 weeks it's more expensive to buy a single gallon of milk than 2 half-gallons.

Once it was cheaper to buy 1-1/2 dozen eggs than a dozen (not just cheaper per unit--18 eggs were altogether cheaper than 12).

Today I found Boar's Head pancetta was cheaper in the deli case than prepacked in the cooler: $1.00 per oz vs. $1.76 per oz.

11/2/2018 11:23:02 PM

Check the expirations dates

11/3/2018 11:05:29 AM

theia mania

11/3/2018 11:38:04 AM

Milk expiration dates are always within the same 2-3 day span about 2 weeks out. The store does enough volume that expiration dates are rarely an issue. I've assumed it's some crazy marketing or inventory control scheme that increases profits by some fraction of a percent. Or, maybe they're responding to an actual increase in demand for gallons jugs.

I don't specifically remember the expiration dates for the eggs. I routinely check the packing dates, so I doubt there was a big difference.

11/3/2018 1:47:02 PM

[Edited on November 3, 2018 at 6:02 PM. Reason : nvm]

11/3/2018 5:58:14 PM

People I work with who “work from home” for too often.

11/4/2018 12:30:48 PM

Card transactions at gas pump or checkout that make you answer 5 questions before paying.

11/4/2018 3:00:19 PM

I've never seen that. What sort of questions?

11/4/2018 3:15:48 PM

^

11/4/2018 3:28:26 PM

WOULD YOU LIKE A CAR WASH

WOULD YOU LIKE 2 20oz COKES FOR $3?

etc.

11/4/2018 4:24:24 PM

in addition to the questions before you can pump gas, i find the little tv screen that plays advertisements while i'm pumping to be really annoying

11/4/2018 9:18:39 PM

^you just have to push the second button from the top on the right to mute most of them

11/4/2018 9:36:42 PM

Quote :

"in addition to the questions before you can pump gas, i find the little tv screen that plays advertisements while i'm pumping to be really annoying"

totally agree. Luckily the Sheetz around here have muted them by default now and the Mobile station went out of business.

11/6/2018 9:30:05 PM

TWW lurkers.

11/9/2018 2:19:45 AM