The Super Bowl is the Halloween of football.

Halloween is the Arbor Day of urinating.

Arbor Day is the Wimbledon of having sex.

7/17/2018 7:41:28 PM

No, Halloween and NYE are the two greatest holidays ever!

7/17/2018 8:31:09 PM

You're a woman, you should know what part of the butt the baby comes from.

7/17/2018 8:37:32 PM

Einhorn is Finkle

7/18/2018 7:57:45 AM

Halloween is Straight Pride Day

7/20/2018 11:52:39 AM

http://steakmehometonight.com

7/20/2018 12:17:04 PM

(i can't find the clown pic)

[Edited on July 20, 2018 at 12:52 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2018 12:51:55 PM

If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?

7/20/2018 9:13:50 PM

^LOL!

7/20/2018 9:55:43 PM

So you're saying that if filmmaker Kathryn Bigelow married and divorced former wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow, then married Deuce Bigelow, she'd be known as Kathryn Bigelow-Bigelow-Bigelow Male Gigolo?

And if Kathryn and Bam Bam had a one-night stand four-way with Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael, then that would be a wham bam, thank you, wham, with Bam Bam and Kathryn Bigelow-Bigelow- Bigelow-Bigelow Male Gigolo

8/1/2018 6:48:55 PM

This morning, I flossed my mouth and my gums only bled a lot, as opposed to the normal an alarming amount.

8/16/2018 10:00:42 PM

I only floss at night

8/16/2018 10:47:17 PM