Throws It At Employees

http://deadsp.in/kQjwPKL

Quote :

"A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left. There is no pixelation in this sped-up LiveLeak video. You are going to see everything that this woman, full of rage and previously turds, does to forever sully the floor of this Tim Hortons located in Langley, British Columbia What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening. Maybe that’s because the tasteful barrier has censored most of it, or maybe it’s because there’s really nothing to do when a human decides to take a spiteful shit and fling it. According to the Abbotsford News, this all went down Monday around 6:15 p.m. Police arrested the woman in the parking lot and are still determining charges. If you know the motive behind this deliberate crapping, drop a line at tips@deadspin.com."

5/16/2018 6:29:05 PM

This is journalism

5/16/2018 6:42:18 PM

this is what people need to do at starbucks when they wont give you bathroom key code without buying a $2 coffee

[Edited on May 16, 2018 at 7:08 PM. Reason : s]

5/16/2018 7:08:08 PM

hard shitting journalism

5/16/2018 7:30:40 PM

I wouldn't do anything, either. If you did, she'd probably go all chimpanzee on you, too.

5/16/2018 7:40:23 PM

Man, they probably had to throw away so much food that day...

5/17/2018 7:35:58 AM

Drinking a lil coffee, tossing a lil shit. NBD.

5/17/2018 7:50:26 AM

Coffee always loosens me up too

5/17/2018 5:00:12 PM

not much is really all that shocking these days w/ the internet having desensitized us

so yeah, I'd probably be sitting there looking like lolwat

5/18/2018 1:35:26 AM

okkkkk that was not "furiously" shitting by the way... misleading title

was expecting diarrhea mixed with solid :3

5/18/2018 1:36:51 AM

I believe the title was in reference to the anger rather than the intensity of the shitting.

5/18/2018 10:04:21 AM

5/18/2018 10:35:14 AM

"Furiously" is surprisingly accurate.

5/18/2018 11:18:58 AM

Furiously referring to her mood not figurative of the movement

5/18/2018 11:27:03 AM

^it says "furiously shits"

needs to be restated to make what you said clearer :3

Quote :

"I believe the title was in reference to the anger rather than the intensity of the shitting."

WELL IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INTENSE SHITTING OK

5/18/2018 12:22:55 PM

It's fine

5/18/2018 12:40:05 PM

Should be: furious woman shits on floor

This why splitting infinitives is a bad idea. Ah, journalism.

5/18/2018 1:42:32 PM

fake news is what I like to call it

5/18/2018 2:03:32 PM

Quote :

"Furious adjective 1.full of fury, violent passion, or rage; extremely angry; enraged: He was furious about the accident. 2.intensely violent, as wind or storms [or shits]"

5/18/2018 2:21:53 PM

Furiously is an adverb.

You can furiously yell.
You can furiously beat.
You can furiously shit.

5/18/2018 2:33:15 PM

^ correct, in that furiously is an adverb, but it's actually the other way around. People split infinitives all the time in day to day conversations and it's not really that big of a deal. Star Trek is partially to blame: "to boldly go" isn't correct; it should be" to go boldly." In this case, the tagline makes it sound that woman's shit spews out of her butthole like those blasts of hot lava from Kilauea we've seen on CNN. The reality is that she's just furious, and her 'forceful' shitting is somewhat lackluster.








[Edited on May 18, 2018 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2018 2:57:42 PM

I just think it sounds great in the thread title and it makes sense to me.

I sometimes furiously shit after a few cups of coffee in the morning...but I think it has a different meaning with this lady.

5/18/2018 3:33:26 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QV5zCNyKk

first thing to cross my mind after reading thread-

5/18/2018 3:47:14 PM

whyyyy did Bob's Burgers go for more than one season

give it up Bob

5/18/2018 3:56:02 PM

Why do you keep posting?

Give it up Bub

5/18/2018 4:16:19 PM

5/18/2018 5:45:02 PM

5/18/2018 6:02:13 PM

Quote :

"whyyyy did Bob's Burgers go for more than one season"

Because it's a great show.

5/18/2018 6:06:02 PM

Robert burgers, Everyman USA

5/18/2018 7:33:58 PM

fuck Bob's burgers lol

it's ok but still

fuck it

5/20/2018 11:07:20 PM

5/21/2018 9:16:10 AM

this has to be in the top 10 of my thread titles

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