I would have to fake an orgasm at this point in my life. Smh

4/2/2018 9:07:45 PM

same

4/2/2018 9:08:55 PM

isn't that just part of getting old lol

4/2/2018 9:09:19 PM

God I hope not

4/2/2018 9:10:02 PM

I find it pretty intriguing that statistically, most males don't take enough time or effort to learn how to properly stimulate their female counterparts and deliver a proper orgasm when you have the interwebz at your fingertips

[Edited on April 2, 2018 at 9:13 PM. Reason : .]

4/2/2018 9:12:27 PM

Same

4/2/2018 9:14:26 PM

well when you're in a relationship for so long i guess things just sorta ............

p.s. its not only straight relations

4/2/2018 9:18:03 PM

intercourse with you

4/2/2018 9:19:09 PM

^^ makes sense. My longest relationship has been just under 2 years so things never get that old for me, and when they do it usually ends.

[Edited on April 2, 2018 at 9:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/2/2018 9:20:06 PM

I don't get why you would HAVE to fake it.

Can't you just be like, ok I'm tired

4/2/2018 9:24:23 PM

Ha. I wish it was taken seriously when I'm tired. But I'm not allowed to be too tired.

4/2/2018 9:31:23 PM

Faking orgasms doesn't really benefit anyone.

4/2/2018 9:38:40 PM

hmmm but what if maybe her significant other is playing the naivete card and knows deep down that she's faking, but "pretends" she's not just to get his rocks off

4/2/2018 9:42:58 PM

Quote :

"I find it pretty intriguing that statistically, most males don't take enough time or effort to learn how to properly stimulate their female counterparts and deliver a proper orgasm when you have the interwebz at your fingertips"

Nah, homie, you got it all wrong. It's not that I can't give her an orgasm. It's just that I don't want her to have one. I want her to hate sex, do that she will blsme herself

4/2/2018 9:43:45 PM

I'm good at faking. He has no idea.

4/2/2018 9:43:58 PM

unless that vag is pulsing that shit is fake. He's just dumb then.

4/2/2018 9:44:54 PM

^^ That's scary

[Edited on April 2, 2018 at 9:46 PM. Reason : ]

4/2/2018 9:45:32 PM

If he knew he'd be all hurt and mad... adding pressure that makes it worse. So to allow his pride to stay intact and less drama for me, I fake it. Not all the time but often.

4/2/2018 9:46:38 PM

Are you my wife? I definitely don't finish her off

4/2/2018 9:52:49 PM

I've been faking irgasms for as long as I've been in situations to fake orgasms. Sometimes you just want that shit to end

4/2/2018 10:25:19 PM

I already got problems getting it up LOL so don't feel too bad

4/2/2018 10:27:45 PM

Quote :

"BEEN FAKING IRGASMS"

4/2/2018 10:28:09 PM

Quote :

"I'm good at faking. He has no idea. "

But how old are we? How is this anything to be cutesy proud of?

4/2/2018 10:29:33 PM

He should know you like it Ruff, what's his deal?

4/2/2018 10:33:32 PM

lol shawna savage

4/2/2018 10:37:09 PM

Added to My Topics.

4/3/2018 7:24:32 AM

this girl is going all Smath on us in her old age

4/3/2018 7:48:57 AM

lol, if he doesn't know you're faking then I understand why you're having to fake them.

4/3/2018 7:53:49 AM

It is what it is I guess. At least for now.

^^I'm not old yet!

[Edited on April 3, 2018 at 9:11 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2018 9:09:15 AM

Quote :

"I've been faking irgasms for as long as I've been in situations to fake orgasms. Sometimes you just want that shit to end"

Sad but true.

4/3/2018 9:13:32 AM

Glad I'm not alone in this.

4/3/2018 9:24:57 AM

To me, sounds like these guys need to work on their oral game, to me.

4/3/2018 9:27:35 AM

Ain't nobody got time for that

4/3/2018 9:45:24 AM

Communication is key here. If you want to maintain this relationship then you've got to talk to him about what he's doing and how maybe he could do it better for you....feelings be damned.

Because if you don't say something, you'll keep it bottled up until you just emotionally explode on him, and that won't be good. Better to hurt his pride a little now than to just go off on him later, and in going off, you tell him how you feel anyway in a fit of rage.

4/3/2018 9:49:58 AM

If you’re still faking orgasms then bad sex is your fault. As long as you fake it he’s going to keep doing the same lame shit that doesn’t get you off. You’re making him think that he’s doing a good job. Tap him on the shoulder and tell him what you want.

4/3/2018 9:50:43 AM

^^I know that's the logical response. But sometimes it's easier to talk about the right move than actually do it.

^in this case it's not that he's doing it wrong exactly, just not enough of anything that makes me want it. If that makes sense.

[Edited on April 3, 2018 at 9:53 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2018 9:51:50 AM

Want it...as in want to get down and dirty with him? Because that's kind of a whole other issue.

4/3/2018 9:56:05 AM

Want me to be into it? Help me with something so I'm not so damn tired. Clean up your own messes. Ugh.

4/3/2018 9:56:15 AM

Yeah, sounds like you've got a few other issues rather than getting the big O. Might be time for A Talk.

4/3/2018 10:00:33 AM

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

4/3/2018 11:14:28 AM

I know, I know. I know you're right.

4/3/2018 12:48:59 PM

Tww really is different

40 posts and not one person has offered...services

4/3/2018 12:52:21 PM

We've all grown up I guess.

4/3/2018 1:08:37 PM

And yet here we are still clicking eggs...

4/3/2018 1:09:55 PM

dicking eggs more like since we're all faking it

4/3/2018 1:15:41 PM

^^^Well, many of us are married or are in long term relationships and those kinds of shenanigans just aren't the first thing that comes to mind anymore.

The single folks realize you're in what appears to be a dedicated relationship so yea, we've grown up.

4/3/2018 1:18:53 PM

grown up meaning we aren't horny teenagers, yes. our insults are way better tho.

4/3/2018 1:23:00 PM

Personally, I just had figured EMCE had already stepped up to the plate on this. That's what I get for not reading every reply.

But sure, I'm available.

4/3/2018 1:23:37 PM

He replied to something else but never made an offer. Lol

[Edited on April 3, 2018 at 4:30 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2018 4:29:53 PM

From what I remember, BrookeRuff was pretty cute. But nah, I have a girlfriend right now... I shouldn't be offering this D up to anyone but her.

4/3/2018 4:51:50 PM