4/13/2017 8:58:18 AM

more like

4/13/2017 8:59:38 AM

4/13/2017 9:07:38 AM

4/13/2017 9:29:01 AM

I miss that feeling

4/13/2017 10:45:43 AM

^IKR

4/13/2017 10:47:18 AM

I was just on FB looking for eggs.

4/13/2017 12:14:08 PM

Maaaan, my egg well has run dry

4/13/2017 2:13:31 PM

just got double eggs

4/13/2017 2:13:54 PM

4/13/2017 2:14:38 PM

dude

I haven't gotten one fucking egg

4/13/2017 2:33:21 PM

I just got a triple. I'm really just trying to finish in the top 10.

4/13/2017 3:02:35 PM

I just now realized that the original post was Mr. Burns saying "Eggcellent".


I'm dumb.

4/13/2017 5:23:16 PM

LOL

4/13/2017 5:51:15 PM

Maybe the same lax supervision that resulted in shenanigans will forget to stop the egg generator and the egg hunt will just go on forever and then we'll all be winners!

4/13/2017 5:57:11 PM

^Yes Please!

4/13/2017 5:57:26 PM

That would be amazing. I've always thought 24 hours was too brief.

4/13/2017 5:58:46 PM

Goldie why you mad tho

4/13/2017 6:02:27 PM

The rules should also change to accommodate the average egg hunter's schedule now that most of us - I said MOST of us - go to bed as soon as our favorite nightly cop drama on CBS is over at 10:59pm or so. Next year's egg hunt should start at a reasonable 7am and go to noon, an hour break for lunch, then another late afternoon break for say 20-30mins to allow for a coffee run, then go to 6pm, an hour break for dinner, then stop at 10pm sharp so we don't miss Blue Bloods or NCIS or whatever great new cop drama CBS comes up with between now and next year.

[Edited on April 13, 2017 at 6:08 PM. Reason : eggs!]

4/13/2017 6:07:42 PM

^And accommodations for time zones.

4/13/2017 6:22:18 PM

What time does Blue Bloods come on where you live?

4/13/2017 6:27:20 PM

Can someone check their tv guide and tell me if NCIS:Omaha is a rerun tonight?

4/13/2017 7:06:47 PM