a carwash.

No, I don't want to buy lottery tickets.

NO, I don't want to use a rewards card.

NO, I DON"T WANT TO BUY A DRINK AT THE PUMP.

Yes, yes I would like a receipt.

3/14/2017 9:45:44 AM

you forgot one...

I do not want to watch your shitty news reel with a shitty segment from last week's Jimmy Fallon.

3/14/2017 9:49:03 AM

...And then????

3/14/2017 9:49:40 AM

...your number.
No, I don't want to give you mine.
and no,I don't want to meet you nowhere.
and no I don't want none of your time.

NO, I don't want no scrub!

3/14/2017 10:42:53 AM

3/14/2017 10:55:50 AM

I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE.

3/14/2017 11:23:34 AM

Sweet mother, what gas station are you going to where this is a thing?

3/16/2017 8:55:33 AM

^

3/16/2017 9:00:03 AM

I know the Eagles station on Tryon asks all of those questions and then shows the shitty news reel while pumping.

3/16/2017 9:08:39 AM

The most I've ever gotten at once is the carwash, lottery tickets, and reward cards. And the receipt.

3/16/2017 9:14:27 AM