amirite

1/12/2017 9:44:43 PM

depends on what box of wine or can of cheese we have to compliment

1/12/2017 9:49:15 PM

If some bama brought me fragile-ass wheat thins to eat with cheese and wine, I'd most likely kick them in the urethra

1/12/2017 9:49:54 PM

In general, you're all kinds of wrong.

Specfically tho, you can't fuck with these:



[Edited on January 12, 2017 at 9:53 PM. Reason : I bet you also think Bagel Bites > Pizza Rolls.]

1/12/2017 9:52:24 PM

im sorry the "dog dip" you tried to raise with your velveta encrusted fingers couldn't handle all the 70/30 beef you tried to smear on your face

1/12/2017 9:53:22 PM

Quote :

"im sorry the "dog dip" you tried to raise with your velveta encrusted fingers couldn't handle all the 70/30 beef you tried to smear on your face"

ahahaha

1/12/2017 9:56:09 PM

I like both.

1/12/2017 10:17:50 PM

Quadriscuits up in heah

1/13/2017 1:09:37 AM

nope. this is more addicting

1/13/2017 1:44:24 AM

all garbage and junk

1/13/2017 2:28:06 AM

both triscuits and wheat thins are fine

1/13/2017 7:30:24 AM

1/13/2017 8:29:35 AM

Quote :

"all garbage and junk"

Why because it's not some ancient grain?

1/13/2017 8:54:39 AM

Because its not a gallon of cows milk a day

1/13/2017 9:00:16 AM

Needs more beans

1/13/2017 9:05:29 AM

because it is made from finely milled grains, just like bread, cereal, and other junk.

1/13/2017 9:06:35 AM

The Issue: We were all aboard a bus, returning from a state track meet invitational in high school. Of course, we were just joking around and having fun....so we dared a teammate to drink a gallon of milk. The next time we made a pit stop at a grocery store, I bought a gallon and gave it to him.

Action: He drank the whole damn thing. It took him about 10 minutes.

Result: Shortly after finishing the gallon, he proceeded to vomit all over the floor of the bus. It was the most putrid smelling thing that has ever wafted across my nose. And worse, this chunky liquid was running down the length of the bus, underneath the seats, giving everyone a nose-full.

Lessons Learned: If a man is crazy enough to run a sub 4:30 mile, that motherfucker will drink a gallon of milk too. He has no regard for the future, or any possible consequences.

1/13/2017 9:09:51 AM

both are miracles of massive scale baking

i love them equally

1/13/2017 9:40:25 AM

Both were once a staple of my diet, now no longer the case. However, I'll still eat either if provided at a party/social event.

1/13/2017 10:31:59 AM