an ipad.

You see, back in the old days, I literally had nothing else to do when sitting on the toilet taking a dump. With nothing to do, quite often I would just take to trimming my toenails.

Not anymore. For several years now, I've had The Internet to accompany me through these straining periods of my life. The result? My toenails are all like

1/7/2017 9:15:45 AM

haha straining periods of your life

1/7/2017 9:59:43 AM

i've missed out on all the new information on shampoo bottles

1/7/2017 10:21:27 AM

there is a reason the book store flagged Constanza's bathroom book. yall are gettin poopie germs on your devices. i read motorcycle magazines on the crapper like a civilized person

1/7/2017 7:04:15 PM

lolz

1/7/2017 9:47:15 PM

Quote :

"i've missed out on all the new information on shampoo bottles"

1/9/2017 10:42:29 AM