https://www.raleighagenda.com/5674/applebees-replace-mitchs-nine-chains-coming-hillsborough-street-soon/

10/25/2016 1:59:33 PM

Mitch's always needed a few more rusty trombones attached to the wall

10/25/2016 2:04:25 PM

false

10/25/2016 2:06:47 PM

And you can get the UT sex tape and the new Blockbuster!!11!!1!!1!

10/25/2016 2:07:39 PM

I take it you didn't actually read the obvious satire before posting it

10/25/2016 2:08:15 PM

Ha all that shit sounded plausible to me until I got to blockbuster

10/25/2016 2:32:25 PM

I wish Mitch's would close. I hate that d-bag owner.

Now, they better not touch EV.

10/25/2016 2:35:04 PM

so you're actively trying to out-douche yourself with every post now?

10/25/2016 2:56:07 PM

Mr. Scrumples, right?

10/25/2016 3:19:50 PM

So what actually prompted this piece? Was he serious at least about the target?

10/25/2016 11:08:17 PM

Target is for reals. Everything else is satirizing Target.

10/25/2016 11:22:59 PM

haha i think i am friends with that guy on facebook. (or at least i was at some time) not sure who he really is.

10/26/2016 11:14:08 AM

I'm more amused by his rants about Charlotte or pub trolleys.

10/26/2016 12:11:12 PM

the itb insider schtick is [old] now.

10/26/2016 4:46:50 PM

Quote :

"I wish Mitch's would close. I hate that d-bag owner. Now, they better not touch EV."

No! Mitch's and The Players Retreat have to stay open forever! We've lost enough of the old school places like Brother's and Two Guy's.

10/26/2016 6:06:46 PM

Fuck you Mitch's isn't going anywhere. That place is pure magic.

10/26/2016 7:01:27 PM

I was so upset when I found out this thread wasn't real.

10/26/2016 10:16:14 PM

^Um, Mitch's is awesome and Applebees sucks

10/26/2016 11:36:04 PM

Lololol the 8th grader doesn't get if

10/26/2016 11:42:15 PM

EV? seriously? One of the worst bars around.

10/27/2016 9:07:57 AM

^I went there one time. It wasn't bad for a near campus bar, but once you graduate it isn't a cool place to go anymore.

10/28/2016 6:39:09 PM

I remember going there when I turned 21 and having to ask for the check after my second scotch.

10/29/2016 6:00:12 AM

http://www.wral.com/new-target-forces-out-local-hillsborough-street-businesses/16240405/

11/16/2016 1:49:36 PM

scotch? The only reason to go to EV was to sit outside and order the $1.25 Coors and/or Rolling Rock.

11/16/2016 2:48:23 PM

^

11/16/2016 4:24:50 PM

Quote :

"The UT sex tape"

11/16/2016 4:53:28 PM