I love me some Harry Potter bullshit.

The new patronus quiz came out today on Pottermore.

Patronus: White Swan (wtf)
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Ivermorny House: Pukwudgie (?)
Wand: Pear wood with phoenix feather core 10 3/4 hard flexibility

on these quizzes I always either get Ravenclaw or Slytherin.

9/22/2016 10:36:15 AM

the fuck is this shit

9/22/2016 11:04:23 AM

I'm not really into Harry Potter. I've only seen the first few movies so I don't know what most of those words mean. I'm into some other nerdy shit though, so I'm not gonna judge you for liking it.

9/22/2016 11:29:51 AM

It's all good - I've never seen Star Trek so I know the feeling

9/22/2016 11:40:55 AM

Patronus: A huge black penis, semi-erect
Hogwarts House: Dangleween
Ivermorny House: Ballwarts
Wand: Meatwood with medium scruff slight curved shaft 10" 3/4 semi-hard flexibility

9/22/2016 11:52:17 AM