And no it was not consensual.
It was one DRUNK ass dad and his two DRUNK ass sons.
Why am i sharing this with you?" Because nobody will believe me and fuck you guys.

I got a stove up lip and a jammed finger.

Lemme tel you. I guess it's a "man" thing or something.
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But hot DAMN getting socked in the mouth really wakes you up, ya know? I appreciate the swelling.

having a kid punch you in the face while you make had dad cry uncle... that's a terrible thing to do to a child.
But again: Getting punched in face feels damn near good till you feel his hand crawl towards his waistline.

Anhyhow. Bat times for all, but I appreciate everything I learned from watching TV

8/5/2016 10:26:09 PM

when i saw the thread title, i figured it was a Smath thread

8/5/2016 10:42:21 PM

It'd be a better tale with some back story.

How do you come to find yourself beating a father in front of his kids?

Regardless it is exhilarating as you noted to be in a physical altercation from time to time.

8/5/2016 10:48:32 PM

^^samesies

8/5/2016 11:21:39 PM

his dad threw a punch and his sons came to help him out and they was fighting. i threw a punch. got him in a head lock and he was mad. of course the kids comes back when he is choking. ugh. he told me to get act like an adult and contact the police. i did not complied. he walked me to the back door and by the time we got to the door he asked me to stay and hang out for a bit. gift of gab i suppose.

[Edited on August 6, 2016 at 12:12 AM. Reason : mad lib]

8/6/2016 12:06:14 AM

8/6/2016 12:07:30 AM

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"when i saw the thread title, i figured it was a Smath thread"

same

8/6/2016 12:12:12 AM

fights are supposed to be consensual?

8/6/2016 12:15:57 AM

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""when i saw the thread title, i figured it was a Smath thread""

8/6/2016 12:36:05 AM

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"i figured it was a Smath thread"

8/6/2016 12:51:48 AM

Fermath = smath EXPOSED?!?!?

8/6/2016 12:57:22 AM

matlab = fermat = fermath = smath?!?!? :O

it's all....adding up

8/6/2016 1:00:09 AM

Pretty decent copycat thread...but the language is much more direct than Smath's, and he didn't leave enough unanswered questions

8/6/2016 1:15:36 AM

^^

8/6/2016 2:07:30 AM

8/6/2016 3:26:39 AM

Stuff like this is why I've been wasting time here for over a decade.

8/6/2016 7:21:33 AM

BLEH

[Edited on August 6, 2016 at 8:31 AM. Reason : GIF]

8/6/2016 8:30:03 AM

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"when i saw the thread title, i figured it was a Smath thread"

8/6/2016 3:23:13 PM

how many roundhouse kicks did you throw?

8/6/2016 7:41:35 PM

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"when i saw the thread title, i figured it was a Smath thread"

8/6/2016 9:57:00 PM

OP was catching 3 different pitcher

8/6/2016 10:32:20 PM

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"when i saw the thread title, i figured it was a Smath thread"

ditto.

i was skinny dipping though with 21yo.

8/7/2016 5:40:53 PM

^ you know you will make a thread about that, right? where is the goddamn thread??? we get threads about canoeing, but not about skinny dipping???

8/7/2016 5:43:47 PM

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" Getting punched in face feels damn near good till you feel his hand crawl towards his waistline."

next time send nudes.

8/7/2016 5:44:17 PM

^^ha. there wasn't really a story other than we took off our clothes and jumped the gate and went swimming. she also wants to become a camgirl and make some money.

[Edited on August 7, 2016 at 5:45 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2016 5:44:51 PM

^ sounds like she has a ton of daddy issues. go for it!

8/7/2016 8:17:17 PM

there is no way you are not sleeping with her and the Pokeyak girl.

8/7/2016 10:15:02 PM

no round house kids that I know of. My jimmies were seriously russled though.
why aren't I more beat up than I am? i dunno. the one "kid" (he was like 20-24 ish..?) thought kicking me in the ribs was the best thing ever.
Holy crap
i felt like a fucking scumbag the whole time. You know the guy never had a break in his life. Probably been through shit that would turn my hair white. If you know me you know it takes some serious fucking effort to piss me off.
I know where the guy lives and I thought about going by there to "make peace" with him or whatever. But was advised against it because it turns out he's ALWAYS drunk and violent.
I can't believe booze is legal and we toss people away for getting stoned and watching tv.

8/7/2016 10:56:53 PM

8/7/2016 11:23:36 PM

D
D-

8/7/2016 11:30:35 PM

I'm sorry this happened to you. Defending yourself is always important and yet it always sucks when you have to. Some people have low self esteem and are always out to "prove something" and people like us who hate fighting always seem to be the victims if this filth.

8/8/2016 3:33:48 AM

21 year old 21 year old 21 year old 21 year old 21 year old

8/8/2016 2:56:27 PM