d pokemon go while i paddled. then we went to bada while we were wet.

7/28/2016 1:17:21 PM

how wet was she

7/28/2016 1:37:32 PM

not very..

7/28/2016 1:48:28 PM

wtf? the woman needs to pull her weight too... i would be totally turned off by a woman who just sat there and expected only me to paddle on a fucking KAYAKING date.

7/28/2016 2:02:38 PM

In my experience, ladies consider the man in the boat the most important element.

7/28/2016 2:22:58 PM

oh she has a broken arm. which is why she wasn't able to really paddle. UFC accident.

7/28/2016 3:28:44 PM

(she stumbled and fell off of the couch while watching UFC)

7/28/2016 3:29:51 PM

lol you shoulda left UFC accident out there for a while before delivering the punchline

[Edited on July 28, 2016 at 3:33 PM. Reason : but it was still funny]

7/28/2016 3:32:59 PM

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7/29/2016 10:00:59 AM

she seems charismatic

7/29/2016 10:14:23 AM

What that thang smell like?

7/29/2016 10:28:08 AM

her cast? kinda like sweat?

7/29/2016 10:52:29 AM

Smokeshow... where'd you meet her the farmers market? (Aka tinder)

7/29/2016 1:34:43 PM

How much she cost you for an evening?

[Edited on July 29, 2016 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2016 1:45:44 PM

SWEET HAT YO

7/29/2016 2:40:24 PM

Did the guy that cuckholded you take the pic?

7/29/2016 10:50:05 PM

Whenever I use the term "shit-eating grin", I now have an example

7/29/2016 10:57:05 PM

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