Our foreign language teachers have a representation for being...unpleasant. I wonder how often they chat with the custodians, exchange students, and LEP students in their native languages.

6/6/2016 8:49:04 AM

how many days could i get away with just shutting the door to my office and sleeping on the couch?

6/6/2016 8:52:41 AM

Probably all of them

6/6/2016 8:56:06 AM

Where will my next deal come from?

6/6/2016 9:02:28 AM

How these people spend all day on the internet and still have a job

6/6/2016 9:07:00 AM

Why do we have to physically sit in a room for 40 hours a week, when the same deliverables could be met in 10-20 hours, and from the comfort of our own homes?

6/6/2016 9:23:31 AM

Where will my next deal come from?

6/6/2016 10:39:41 AM

Where will my next code come from?

6/6/2016 10:47:55 AM

why did you take a picture of your monitor?

6/6/2016 10:59:56 AM

How the hell did ________ get hired?

6/6/2016 2:54:18 PM

why nobody bothers to read the syllabus
why people assume I'll fall for lies/bs excuses
if anyone actually wants to learn anything or do they just want a good grade to make themselves feel better

there's more, but these are off the top of my head.

6/6/2016 3:00:26 PM

1) no clue
2) It's a Hail Mary
3) Yes but not do the work that learning often requires.

6/6/2016 3:07:27 PM

3) everyone learns differently

6/6/2016 3:11:09 PM

How the hell does ________ still work here?

6/6/2016 3:11:46 PM

retweet

6/6/2016 3:17:31 PM

reputation? ;3

6/6/2016 3:34:26 PM

how many quarters in a row can a stock lose money and still exist

[Edited on June 6, 2016 at 3:53 PM. Reason : h]

6/6/2016 3:50:43 PM

Do the actresses in leading roles like my cock or my co-worker's better?

6/6/2016 4:00:44 PM

can IT see what I'm doing on another PC in chrome remote desktop if they're not mirroring my desktop, or does the traffic just look like any other mouse clicks and shit

6/6/2016 4:02:36 PM

I wonder if a number of them buy organic.

6/6/2016 6:04:54 PM

why people ask me questions that google can easily answer

6/6/2016 6:54:08 PM

can someone explain that weird dream I had on the clock?

6/6/2016 7:03:23 PM

How someone can act surprised at something that happens every project and have done it 4x longer than I.

6/6/2016 7:08:27 PM

How do folks manage to do this same shit day after day for 30+ years?

6/6/2016 7:22:50 PM

Here's something I was wondering...... If someone is in a superior position, do you (should we) recognize they have a lot of responsibilities and therefore cut them slack because of the great number of responsibilities they are expected to deal with OR do you (should we) expect them to be able to knock things off their to-do list in a reasonable amount of time BECAUSE they were deemed worthy of that position of superiority?

[Edited on June 6, 2016 at 10:03 PM. Reason : ]

6/6/2016 10:03:26 PM

I often wonder how scary it would be to work with the owner of the company I work for. The customers hate him and I think some of the people who work with him are sort of scared of him. The first day I worked for the company he came to the branch I was training at, grabbed something off the counter, looked at the manager, and screamed, "THEY ARE ON C.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he left and drove 2 hours back to his office. He didn't even take the time to shake my hand, or introduce himself. I hear he's not exactly a people person.

[Edited on June 7, 2016 at 11:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/7/2016 11:48:39 PM

why don't students use add codes right away, especially after you explain to them that they expire in 24 hours, and that other people are trying to add?

6/7/2016 11:52:37 PM

https://youtu.be/M3Ak3MajeGM?t=1m45s

I'm krallum blah blah blah

6/8/2016 12:44:10 AM

how the market will receive us when we come out of stealth mode in a month

6/8/2016 9:52:17 AM

^Oh shit, son!

6/8/2016 10:00:16 AM

^^lemme get some insider information bro

6/8/2016 10:34:14 AM

When will 3D printers and computers take my job

6/8/2016 11:16:17 AM

who am I going to set on fire first?

6/8/2016 1:19:58 PM

^^ what's your job?

^you could lead by example

6/8/2016 2:12:25 PM

Do people actually believe outsourcing to India is a good idea?

[Edited on June 8, 2016 at 2:59 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/8/2016 2:59:33 PM

I think a bring your cats to work day would be pretty entertaining.

6/9/2016 2:10:56 PM