Don't get me wrong. I'm not ready to die yet or anything. I'm just saying that I think that I would be really good at haunting people. I mean, it's basically just supernatural trolling, right?

4/22/2016 9:07:56 PM

so does Action Bronson

4/22/2016 9:12:38 PM

a less rapey Ghost Dad

4/22/2016 9:15:41 PM

How good you with a pottery wheel?

4/26/2016 9:37:01 AM

EMCE voted Most Likely to Become a Blowjob Ghost Like in Ghostbusters

4/26/2016 10:07:18 AM

I've got to admit, I'm not thrilled with these recent developments...

Luckily, ghosts have a lot of time on their hands. So in between giving ghostly dome jobs, it looks like I will have a list of voters to haunt the fuck out of. I'm most likely going to haunt FroshKiller first. I'll start with the Haunting Technique 167 - In the midst of coitus, replace his wife's face with that of a grimacing Danny Trejo.

4/26/2016 11:51:10 AM

EMCE exposed

4/26/2016 11:57:30 AM

You know, after rereading that, I think FroshKiller was suggesting I would be receiving a BJ, not giving. How embarrassing...

4/26/2016 12:01:59 PM