I would work for that company

4/18/2016 12:09:05 AM

0/10

4/18/2016 10:24:58 AM

skeletor hates coug

4/18/2016 9:35:08 PM

your posts make my eyes hurt

4/18/2016 9:58:55 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1435513/

4/18/2016 10:18:41 PM

I'm too lazy, but I feel like a Mushtache Ride joke needs to be made here

4/18/2016 10:20:13 PM

Dude wants to lick random vags.

U gross.

4/18/2016 11:19:17 PM

bingo

4/19/2016 12:03:38 AM

^You'd have to be self-employed, but if you put in some extra stuff where you pretend care about your clients, I'm sure there will be a market for your services--and you won't even have to do stuff with dudes!

But, like all jobs, you'll probably be annoyed with it within a few weeks. (And fuck off to all the assholes who claim to love their work. Y'all're either rationalizing or retarded.)

4/19/2016 5:34:17 PM