I ask because Im thinking about reading the bible; mainly out of intellectual curiosity, and perhaps somewhat due to a spiritual thirst that needs quenching.

Problem is, I do a lot of my reading/studying while pooping. Is this sacrilegious?

My first thought is its probably alright, because when I was in Hebrew school studying for my bar mitvah, the TA told me to keep my Bar mitvah prayer folder in the bathroom, and just practice it whenever I was taking a shit.

But I don't know, that guy was kinda a douche bag, so I'm still torn whether it's sacrilege or not. What do yall think?

12/8/2015 11:11:00 PM

Maybe if the toilet was inside a football stadium or you were listening to sports radio while reading/shitting.

[Edited on December 8, 2015 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2015 11:14:17 PM

Fuckkk wrong board. Chit chat or the Lounge please.

Thanks

12/8/2015 11:15:42 PM

Is this about Dana Bible?

12/8/2015 11:26:27 PM

Is this what is known as a Blumpkin?

12/8/2015 11:34:59 PM

^ I think you are thinking of Bible thumpin'.

12/9/2015 12:35:17 AM

Is it ok to read the bible while watching the belk bowl

12/9/2015 7:24:49 AM

i think it is fine

12/9/2015 8:43:47 AM

Only if there are SEVEN bibles, and they are (together).

12/9/2015 9:17:14 AM

Quote :

"Fuckkk wrong board. Chit chat or the Lounge please."

lol

12/9/2015 9:25:42 AM

Can threads be moved or do I just recreate the thread on the other board and this one gets locked?

Also, just bought this bad boy on amazon to begin my journey of spiritual exploration

http://www.amazon.com/New-Oxford-Annotated-Bible-Apocrypha/dp/0195289609/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449671799&sr=8-1&keywords=New+oxford+annotated

[Edited on December 9, 2015 at 9:40 AM. Reason : But if I can't read it while I shit I won't make it past Genesis.]

12/9/2015 9:37:17 AM

It's only OK to do it if your intent is to offset NC State Shit.

12/9/2015 12:13:29 PM

Clearly you can do whatever the hell you want.

If you're asking is it tactful? Probably as tactful as talking about shitting.

If you are asking is blasphemous? If you believed in God, you wouldn't only read the Bible while taking a shit.

If you don't believe in God, then you don't worry about being blasphemous.

If you can read the Bible while taking a shit, you take entirely too long to shit. You'll end up with a DVT before you get to the New Testament. Get in and get out

12/9/2015 12:47:22 PM

NOW State's in business!

12/9/2015 6:51:13 PM

but where will the TP come from?

12/9/2015 6:55:00 PM

^Leviticus duh

12/9/2015 8:35:00 PM

concentrated evil leaving the body, concentrated goodness going in; I don't see the problem.

12/9/2015 8:51:41 PM

^If this was Yahoo Answers, I would give you the "best answer" badge. Im not sure if I do or do not believe, and even if I did definitely believe, why does it make it sacrilegious to read it while pooping? Is it because poop smells bad or something?

Its not like im getting poop on the actual pages. its just a moment of privacy where I can sit down and educate myself on the issues without interruptions. In fact, I would proffer that a quality pooing is basically akin to a transcendental mediation Session right? Our friends from the lounge in the 'Spiritual Awakening' thread [link]http://message_topic.aspx?topic=646478[/link] can chime in there as I have never mediated in any other way than through the disposal of fecal waste. But I Imagine the moment of clarity is similar, and likewise a good time to begin a bible study.

12/9/2015 10:48:39 PM

that transcendental mediation is just you getting lightheaded from straining too hard

12/10/2015 12:22:27 AM