You are not your profile.
You are not your photo gallery.
You are not your fucking post count.

How much can someone know about themself if they never played NFL Survivor?

Listen up maggots, its that time again.


Do I really need to spell out the rules again?
I am sure someone on here is bound to fuck it up if I dont, so here goes:

Each week, you pick a team to win, if that team wins, you survive and play again the next week
If that team loses, you die, and thats pretty much it, but in death, you have a name.
The last man (or woman) standing wins.


pretty simple huh? lets make it complicated


TIME
Picks must be made by noon TWW server time on date of the game in question.

BYE
Everyone starts the game with 2 byes, you can use these to skip a week.

BULLSHIT RULE
If your team loses by 7 or less points, and there is a bullshit call to blame, you lose all byes, but continue to the next week. You must have at least one bye to call bullshit. And it helps if you can prove the bullshit.

SAME TEAM
You cannot pick the same team in back to back weeks, but there is no limit to how many times you can pick the same team otherwise.

Thats pretty much it.

Round 1: Preseason week 3

If you get it right, you get another bye.
If you get it wrong, then you just suck.(but you are still in the game)

Fri, Aug 28, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time

New England at Carolina 7:30 PM
Detroit at Jacksonville 8:00 PM
Tennessee at Kansas City 8:00 PM


Sat, Aug 29, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time

Pittsburgh at Buffalo 4:00 PM
Atlanta at Miami 7:00 PM
Cleveland at Tampa Bay 7:00 PM
Minnesota at Dallas 7:00 PM
New York at New York 7:00 PM
Chicago at Cincinnati 7:30 PM
Washington at Baltimore 7:30 PM
Seattle at San Diego 8:00 PM
Philadelphia at Green Bay 8:00 PM
Indianapolis at St. Louis 8:00 PM
San Francisco at Denver 9:00 PM


Sun, Aug 30, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time

Houston at New Orleans 4:00 PM
Arizona at Oakland 8:00 PM

8/25/2015 9:24:02 PM

Panthers

8/25/2015 9:29:39 PM

Detroit, Rock City

8/25/2015 9:57:47 PM

chiefs

8/25/2015 10:39:49 PM

Denver

8/26/2015 1:14:25 AM

Kansas City

8/26/2015 7:41:21 AM

Skins

8/26/2015 9:24:56 AM

baltimore

8/26/2015 1:01:15 PM

Vikings

8/26/2015 1:12:24 PM

tampa bay

8/26/2015 1:23:40 PM

Baltimore

8/26/2015 1:24:55 PM

Baltimore

8/26/2015 3:11:04 PM

Kansas City

8/26/2015 3:29:50 PM

Kansas City

8/27/2015 10:04:21 PM

colts

8/27/2015 10:27:10 PM

philly

8/28/2015 7:51:37 PM

8/28/2015 9:09:09 PM

gg baltimore. you cost me an extra bye AND you convinced washington to start kirk cousins

9/1/2015 11:38:25 AM

We're off to a great start maggots

let us continue

3 byes:
justinh524
ndmetcal
Dmspack
GenghisJohn
NCSUStinger
KyleAtState
scotieb24
Tyler Durden
Elwood
bdmazur


2 byes
Førte
DonMega
Goalielax
eleusis
ncsuallday
TreeTwista10


Round 2: Preseason Week 4 (win another bye)

Thurs, Sept 3, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Tampa Bay at Miami 7:00 PM
Cincinnati at Indianapolis 7:00 PM
Baltimore at Atlanta 7:00 PM
New Orleans at Green Bay 7:00 PM
Philadelphia at New York 7:00 PM
Jacksonville at Washington 7:30 PM
Carolina at Pittsburgh 7:30 PM
Buffalo at Detroit 7:30 PM
New York at New England 7:30 PM
Cleveland at Chicago 8:00 PM
Houston at Dallas 8:00 PM
Minnesota at Tennessee 8:00 PM
Kansas City at St. Louis 8:00 PM
Arizona at Denver 9:00 PM
San Diego at San Francisco 10:00 PM
Oakland at Seattle 10:00 PM

9/2/2015 8:54:49 PM

Shittsburgh

9/2/2015 8:55:32 PM

Denver

9/2/2015 9:04:50 PM

double post

9/2/2015 9:09:09 PM

Houston

9/2/2015 9:09:46 PM

New Orleans

9/2/2015 9:23:03 PM

Miami

9/2/2015 9:28:06 PM

Philly

9/2/2015 9:30:18 PM

Seahawks

9/2/2015 9:36:17 PM

Fuck I missed this thread last week. Oh well. Better late than never.

Week 4 preseason: Pittsburgh

9/2/2015 9:57:39 PM

iggles gonna ig

9/2/2015 10:05:08 PM

Shitattle Shithawks

9/2/2015 10:06:50 PM

Rams

9/3/2015 12:16:03 AM

Eagles

9/3/2015 6:05:43 AM

Dolphins

9/3/2015 7:43:31 AM

Houston

9/3/2015 8:49:40 AM

eagles

9/3/2015 8:52:13 AM

other than seattle, everone was wrong

4 byes:
justinh524 (4)
Bdmazur (4)

3 byes:
Ndmetcal (3)
Dmspack (3)
GenghisJohn (3)
NCSUStinger (3)
KyleAtState (3)
scotieb24 (3)
Tyler Durden (3)
Elwood (3)

get on the ball, next week is for real:
ajgoff1286 (2)
Hgtran (2)
Rflong (2)
Kickstand (2)
TreeTwista10 (2)
Ncsuallday (2)
Eleusis (2)
Goalielax (2)
DonMega (2)
Førte (2)


Round 3: Week 1

it does not matter who you picked last week

Thurs, Sept 10, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time

Pittsburgh at New England 8:30 PM


Sat, Sept 13, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time

Green Bay at Chicago 1:00 PM
Kansas City at Houston 1:00 PM CBS
Cleveland at New York 1:00 PM
Indianapolis at Buffalo 1:00 PM
Miami at Washington 1:00 PM
Carolina at Jacksonville 1:00 PM
Seattle at St. Louis 1:00 PM
New Orleans at Arizona 4:05 PM
Detroit at San Diego 4:05 PM
Tennessee at Tampa Bay 4:25 PM
Cincinnati at Oakland 4:25 PM
Baltimore at Denver 4:25 PM
New York at Dallas 8:30 PM


Sun, Sept 14, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time

Philadelphia at Atlanta 7:10 PM
Minnesota at San Francisco 10:20 PM

9/7/2015 6:56:32 AM

9/7/2015 8:58:29 AM

WOOO FOUR BYES

so...


BYE

9/7/2015 11:14:42 AM

Patriots

9/7/2015 12:00:13 PM

wow, that sucked

Packers

9/7/2015 3:20:55 PM

^^^

All of these games scare me, no sure things.

BYE.

9/7/2015 3:29:00 PM

Panthers

9/7/2015 3:43:39 PM

Green Bay

Byes are for pussies

[Edited on September 8, 2015 at 8:29 AM. Reason : .]

9/8/2015 8:29:40 AM

Bye

9/8/2015 8:38:36 AM

bye, cause i love pussy

9/8/2015 8:39:50 AM

Panthers

9/8/2015 10:29:28 AM

N'awlins

9/8/2015 10:45:36 AM

Lol somebody is mad because they didn't have 4 byes.

9/8/2015 10:58:11 AM

Green Bay

9/8/2015 6:03:28 PM

Panthers

9/8/2015 6:41:54 PM