I would hit it

6/23/2015 12:33:03 AM

There's a Grand Canyon between "Sexy as fuck" and "Would hit it" IMO

6/23/2015 1:27:31 AM

Average as fuck

6/23/2015 7:57:06 AM

She's funny as hell.

6/23/2015 8:09:37 AM

football town nights is hilarious

6/23/2015 9:06:27 AM

Quote :

"football town nights is hilarious "

I might be the only one in the world who doesn't think this is funny. I haven't seen the rest of her stuff...is it similar?

6/23/2015 9:27:12 AM

looked at more pictures, shes busted as fuck

6/23/2015 9:29:28 AM

Abbi Jacobson and Llana Glazer of Broad City are definitely funnier and hotter

6/23/2015 9:43:26 AM

^ While I agree...what a horrible fucking picture to use as an example.

6/23/2015 9:45:27 AM

Agreed, it was just a quick google search.

Apparently there's not a plethora of maxim style pictures of feminist comedians. Most of what google churns up is just more of their gags.

6/23/2015 9:50:15 AM

I'd wiggle it around in her birth canal until stuff came out, for sure.

Just recently discovered her show. This is what I've been waiting for, a female-driven sketch show that I can watch and actually enjoy, rather than trying to convince myself I enjoy it because of equality.

6/23/2015 10:50:30 AM

6/23/2015 11:01:45 AM

She's one of those girls that I'd fuck but then not really tell my friends about.

6/23/2015 11:23:18 AM

Born in 1981, age 34. Old as fuck already.

6/23/2015 12:22:30 PM

6/23/2015 7:56:31 PM

She looks and acts a lot like one of my coworkers. Not my idea of sexy as fuck but hot and would get it, definitely.

6/23/2015 10:14:49 PM

there is something about her skin and her shape

I just want to eat her pussy

6/23/2015 11:48:11 PM

there is something about her skin and her shape

I just want to eat her pussy butt fuck her from behind

6/24/2015 12:13:58 AM

This broad is not remotely attractive. The fuck is up with you peoples standards?

6/24/2015 2:02:17 AM

give her some lips, shorten her chin and teeh

6/24/2015 7:21:24 AM

^ Ha...


See women blame all this beauty crap on men but truthfully women are more judgmental of women then men are.

6/24/2015 7:50:23 AM

She oogly.

6/24/2015 7:55:13 AM

I've fucked uglier, so she'd still get it

6/24/2015 8:36:20 AM

fuck the haters

she is perfect

6/24/2015 9:05:57 AM

she's totally upfront about herself...never marketed herself as some beautiful celebrity but she's def bangable

6/24/2015 12:34:11 PM

And her personality and sense of humor are both pretty awesome, which is definite bonus points.

6/24/2015 1:22:02 PM

*Preface: Not saying she's fat*

You guys are the reason for this kind of shit:

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1385/92/1385928005323.jpg

6/24/2015 1:31:53 PM

she is thinner than the average college student

6/24/2015 2:02:31 PM

Again, not saying she's fat. Just generally unattractive for multiple reasons.

That face

6/24/2015 2:16:44 PM

She's not attractive at all...even if she lost weight.

6/24/2015 2:17:32 PM

She's actually pretty standard and that's not a bad thing. Stop the hate.

6/24/2015 2:26:11 PM

Quote :

"Amy Schumer: 'I'm 160 Pounds, and I Can Catch a Dick Whenever I Want'"

6/24/2015 2:40:09 PM

I don't think anyone's arguing she's Playmate material, however she is fairly attractive on top of being smarter and funnier than most women.

The ability to hold an entertaining conversation for more than 2 minutes is worth a few extra points IMO.

6/24/2015 2:45:23 PM

I love her and everything she does

milk, milk, lemonade song for example lol ( if you are unfamiliar with her work, her show is a million times funnier than her standup IMO)

[Edited on June 24, 2015 at 2:47 PM. Reason : and I find humor a huge turn on]

6/24/2015 2:46:00 PM

I feel like she has a brown asshole.



But I still want to see her titties, yo.

7/9/2015 8:20:19 PM

How much of her "funny shit" does she actually have anything to do with?

That face, though.

Does the video above actually get funny at any point? 2 minutes in and I gave up waiting on it.

[Edited on July 9, 2015 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2015 8:24:05 PM

I tried watching some of her stuff after people in this thread swore she was funny. SHES NOT FUNNY.

7/9/2015 8:36:31 PM

I don't think she's a comedic legend or anything, but she is funny and seems to enjoy a good time. And she is pretty enough, which really shouldn't matter anyway.

LOL, jaZon really hates it when women aren't hot.

7/9/2015 8:40:53 PM

Quote :

"LOL, jaZon really hates it when women aren't hot."

Not so much.

On a related note, however, I am slightly annoyed when ugly as fuck people think they're hot. These 5'3" 200lbs bitches need to start being shamed again.

[Edited on July 9, 2015 at 8:47 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2015 8:45:42 PM

One of the best lays of my life so far was 5'4 160+, stop hating on the thick chicks.

7/9/2015 8:58:33 PM

gross

7/9/2015 8:59:45 PM

Don't knock it till you try it. The key is to find a thick solid chick. Come to think of it, she was probably closer to 150. 160 would be fat bitch status.

[Edited on July 9, 2015 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ,]

7/9/2015 9:01:03 PM

But then I'd never be able to knock it

7/9/2015 9:01:32 PM

lol, the key was she gave the worlds best blowjobs. Literally, after a great blowjob I could probably bang a 300 pounder.

7/9/2015 9:03:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

7/9/2015 9:04:19 PM

Quote :

"How much of her "funny shit" does she actually have anything to do with? "

I dont pay attention to her now but Schumer was legit funny when she used to be on O&A.. Off the cuff funny which is saying something in that toxic environment...

7/9/2015 9:35:32 PM

7/9/2015 9:44:47 PM

She's not a supermodel but I don't get JaZon acting like she has the ugliest face of all time

this seems legit though

7/9/2015 9:45:06 PM

^This 12 Angry Men spoof was a whole episode, which I haven't seen, but the clip's cracking me up:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/1s36j0/inside-amy-schumer-a-reasonable-chub

Paul Giamatti plays jaZon.

7/9/2015 10:05:45 PM

LOL, I lost it when Giamatti started talking.

And then it quickly went south with a bullshit and incorrect comparison to Marilyn Monroe. THEN FURTHER DEVOLVED INTO OUTRIGHT BULLSHIT BECAUSE ANY SANE REMOTELY WELL SIGHTED HUMAN BEING WOULD NEVER GET A CHUB LOOKING AT THAT CABBAGE PATCH ILL DEFINED BLOB OF GOO.

Daniel Powell must have written the funny part.

[Edited on July 9, 2015 at 10:22 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2015 10:20:44 PM