Hey, how can I help you?

Hey, yeah, I'll have a steak bowl

*grabs bowl* what kind of rice?

White

*spoons rice into bowl*. Black or pinto beans?

black

*spoons beans into bowl*. What type of meat?



...


.....steak

[Edited on April 30, 2014 at 8:23 PM. Reason : Thx skack]

4/30/2014 8:08:59 PM

Every "assembly" food place usually asks me what I've already said. You have to ask for bread first and then the meat when they get to it.

4/30/2014 8:13:50 PM

Chipotle on Hillsborough has some good employees. If you had that job you'd zone out too.
Don't hate...smile and reiterate.


btw...You know the beans comes after the rice and before the meat.
Somewhere in there you have to interject that you want the fajita veggies too.

[Edited on April 30, 2014 at 8:21 PM. Reason : l]

4/30/2014 8:18:30 PM

I forgot to type up the bean interaction.

I'll fix it now

4/30/2014 8:21:39 PM

Nice.
Which beans do you get? I used to switch it up every trip, but these days I skip the rice and ask for both pinto and black.

4/30/2014 8:28:07 PM

Black beans. At least in my head, black beans don't do me wrong like pinto beans do.... And I have too many people coming in and out of my office everyday to be farting

4/30/2014 8:30:25 PM

what about white beans, EMCE?

4/30/2014 8:34:43 PM

Whenever eat white beans, my innards feel oppressed.

4/30/2014 8:37:22 PM

I'm pretty sure it's the bell peppers in the fajita veggies that tear up my innards, but I still eat them because same price.

4/30/2014 9:12:13 PM

4/30/2014 9:23:43 PM

double meat, no rice

4/30/2014 9:30:52 PM

they're always really freaking stingy with the meat

sometimes I want to say out loud, "C'mon dude, gimme more meat," but it's just the standard portion, just a single conservative pinch with those tweezers. they're not deliberately shorting me

still, it pisses me off that my "steak" burrito is actually only maybe 5% steak by volume (if that) whereas a Taco Bell burrito is like 70% meat by volume. I ain't saying Chipotle ain't delicious or that it's not light-years beyond Taco Bell, but my pathetic existence would be a little bit happier if they'd put more meat in my burrito. that's all.

4/30/2014 11:33:13 PM

Quote :

"they're always really freaking stingy with the meat"

you're out of your mind. it's always a heaping scoop.

Quote :

" it pisses me off that my "steak" burrito is actually only maybe 5% steak by volume (if that) whereas a Taco Bell burrito is like 70% meat by volume."

you might wanna check your math on that mane. taco bell's "meat product" is only like 88% beef. chipotle is closer to 100%.

4/30/2014 11:37:41 PM

okay, apparently we're going to Chipotles with completely different policies, because I'm damn sure that whenever I go they give me a stingy helping of meat. I've even discussed it with random other strangers in the line.

but your point about Taco Bell stands...I should multiply my meat-volume estimates by 50-75%.

4/30/2014 11:43:38 PM

you might wanna check your math on that mane.

0.88(0.70) >>> 1.0(0.05)

[Edited on April 30, 2014 at 11:45 PM. Reason : ^^]

4/30/2014 11:45:08 PM

Do they say "mane" in Pakistan underwear sniffer? I had no idea.

None of his math is accurate mane.

4/30/2014 11:46:57 PM

Do they have $1 tacos on Tuesdays? Cause that's a good deal at Kuh Doba

4/30/2014 11:51:41 PM

^^
I'm not doing any math per se...just estimates. And my Chipotle estimate is accurate, as far as my own experience goes.

If you can point me to a Chipotle where every burrito contains a "heaping scoop" of meet, that would be awesome, actually.

[Edited on April 30, 2014 at 11:53 PM. Reason : 23r23]

4/30/2014 11:53:22 PM

Quote :

"I'm not doing any math per se"

Well, that's obvious.

Quote :

"If you can point me to a Chipotle where every burrito contains a "heaping scoop" of meet"

I don't know how you do scoops of organized events at which a number of races or other sporting contests are held...but I'll do my best!

4/30/2014 11:54:42 PM

^
when you make typos, you ghost edit your posts. then you call other people out for typos. fucking hypocrite.

4/30/2014 11:57:56 PM

I mean, you still haven't fixed "burrito contains a "heaping scoop" of meet"

Just sayin'

4/30/2014 11:59:39 PM

no, I haven't, because I've already been called out for it

I've seen you make edits after people have posted making fun of your typos
that's kinda cheating, I think...or if you're gonna do it, don't make fun of other people's typos
even though it's kinda funny here, I admit

[Edited on May 1, 2014 at 12:02 AM. Reason : aweg]

5/1/2014 12:01:59 AM

LOLOLOLOL

hey look, i can edit too

[Edited on May 1, 2014 at 12:05 AM. Reason : ]

5/1/2014 12:02:36 AM

Quote :

"I've seen you make edits after people have posted making fun of your typos"

Links plz.

Quote :

"0EPII1: incessant stalker hypocrite"

Just to be clear, I was in here posting first.

Then you come in after me calling me a stalker and a hypocrite.

Makes perfect sense Pakistan.


[Edited on May 1, 2014 at 12:07 AM. Reason : do tell underwear sniffer]

5/1/2014 12:05:20 AM

Quote :

"Links plz."

Okay, here's the example I had in mind. But it appears that you succeeded in editing your post before anyone posted to call you out...that is, the call-out occurred, in real-time, after you'd edited.

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=633478&page=1#16063038

Being a principled person, I must admit that my point no longer stands.

(shrug)

5/1/2014 12:19:43 AM

So, Chipotle doesn't have $1 taco Tuesdays?

5/1/2014 12:23:37 AM

I've always found chipotle rather bland. I know some people love it but I just don't get it. If I'm in Raleigh, I prefer to get Baja Burrito any time.

5/1/2014 8:39:36 AM

Dump dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up. Better choose the right one, or pick pick the kiddies up

5/1/2014 8:46:06 AM

Never eaten there before, is it good?

5/1/2014 8:56:15 AM

BILLY MAYS HERE

5/1/2014 8:59:50 AM

For all intents and purposes, it is fast food. Considering it is fast food, I think it is pretty tasty.

It is no Morton's steak house though.... The most notable difference between the two being Chipotle lacks the waiter that comes by your table with a tiny comb to scrape the bread crumbs away from your eating area.

5/1/2014 9:00:27 AM

^ It's far healthier than most fast food.

5/1/2014 10:11:34 AM

http://eatthis.menshealth.com/content/worst-fast-food-meals-america?article=6&page=1

Quote :

"Chicken Burrito with Black Beans, Rice, Corn Salsa, Cheese, Sour Cream, and Guacamole, and 32 oz. Coke 1,210 calories 52.5 g fat (19.5 g saturated fat) 2,120 mg sodium"

5/1/2014 10:31:36 AM

I usually get a diet coke with ^, so I'm good.

5/1/2014 10:35:26 AM

Taking out that Coke takes out about a third of those calories...

5/1/2014 10:38:00 AM

(less than a fourth)

5/1/2014 10:39:37 AM

^^^^ hell even if you get cheese and sour cream and a coke, it's still far healthier than Baconator, large fry and coke...or a thickburger etc

If you opt for a bowl, no cheese or sour cream and no soda, it's more like 600 calories. Add the guac for another 200 calories cause that shit is healthy.


Are you really trying to argue the average meal at Chipotle is less healthy than one from McDs, Wendys, Hardee's etc?

[Edited on May 1, 2014 at 10:44 AM. Reason : ]

5/1/2014 10:41:23 AM

nah man, i was just showing that you can make a chipotle meal unhealthy. but i totally agree that it's healthier than your average fast food meal. skip the sour cream and drink water.

5/1/2014 10:48:24 AM

We have Illegal Petes in Denver. Much better and they have lots of good local draft beer. The original Illegal Petes is actually next to the original Chipotle (also from Denver).

5/1/2014 11:08:56 AM

^^ Speaking of which there was the guy in front of me at Chipotle a bit ago, asked for sour cream, then said more sour cream please, then said more sour cream please, then said more sour cream please until you couldn't really see anything in that bowl except sour cream.

5/1/2014 11:12:46 AM

Quote :

"If you opt for a bowl, no cheese or sour cream and no soda, it's more like 600 calories. Add the guac for another 200 calories cause that shit is healthy."

That's pretty close to what I get. I'll usually have a bowl, double beans, fajita veggies, pico, medium salsa, and guac. I skip the tortilla, rice, corn, cheese, and sour cream to save carbs and fat.

5/1/2014 11:45:40 AM

Bowl
Black
Pinto
Chicken
Fajita Vag
All salsas sans corn

Their nutrition calculator said 500 and I am full.

5/1/2014 12:34:08 PM

lol @ fajita vag

5/1/2014 12:35:41 PM

I hate when, on websites and posters and so on, the Chipotle burrito is abused for its horrible nutritional content

I mean, like, I KNOW it has shitloads of calories and fat and so on

But I'm gonna eat it anyway, because it's good. And that's okay. It's okay to eat things that are horrible for you, if they're good. Yet there's a whole movement in America that doesn't seem to recognize this fact.

5/1/2014 12:37:55 PM

Some people don't realize how unhealthy it can be. And there's also a whole movement in America of people getting morbidly obese. And it's not okay.

5/1/2014 12:51:22 PM

There's nothing really specific that makes anything Chipotle unhealthy. The processed tortillas maybe. Rice has a lot of empty calories. There's really no reason to eat beans over veggies.

If you get a bowl with meat, peppers, onions, lettuce, etc then it's quite healthy. There's nothing unhealthy about non-processed animal fat. It's not like there's trans-fat or unhealthy fat in anything Chipotle.

Sour cream isn't really that bad for you. It's not unhealthy fat. A lot of calories alone don't make something unhealthy. Although if you drop the rice, beans, and tortilla from Chipotle the calories go WAY down.

5/1/2014 1:28:28 PM

Quote :

"Sour cream isn't really that bad for you. It's not unhealthy fat."

Someone please explain this to me. I know if it's not saturated, it's not as bad for you. But eating too much fat in general is always bade for you, right? Like if you put big blobs of sour cream on your lunch and dinner every day, it'd make you fatter, right?

5/1/2014 1:32:42 PM

flour tortilla
steak
peppers
onions
pico
cheese

fuck your big sloppy burritos you fat motherfuckers

5/1/2014 1:32:45 PM

Quote :

"Although if you drop the rice, beans, and tortilla from Chipotle the calories go WAY down. "

I prefer to drop the cheese, sour cream and most of the rice (and tortilla). For some reason, I think the beans are good for me.

5/1/2014 1:35:27 PM

Quote :

"I've always found chipotle rather bland. I know some people love it but I just don't get it. If I'm in Raleigh, I prefer to get Baja Burrito any time."

I can agree with this. Chipotle isn't bad by any stretch...but I'd opt for Baja Burrito over it.

5/1/2014 1:37:45 PM