2/24/2014 7:30:47 PM

2/24/2014 7:34:57 PM

aw yeah

2/24/2014 7:41:07 PM

I bet those eggs are turrible

Probably almost as bad as Subway's eggs

2/24/2014 7:44:09 PM

Man, the AM Crunchwrap looks kinda good to me.

2/24/2014 7:45:36 PM

I'm not going to lie, those look pretty tasty

2/24/2014 8:10:00 PM

how do you post a picture that doesnt include the waffle taco?

2/24/2014 8:13:39 PM

You know how they have people whose job it is to make these things look good in advertisements? Keep that in mind. I bet in reality these things look fucking awful.

2/24/2014 8:16:05 PM

Looks like bacon or sausage with eggs, cheese, hash browns in various wraps. Can't be any worse than other fast food joints.

2/24/2014 8:17:28 PM

I might be tempted to try something more simple like a breakfast burrito. But I don't really have any desire to try that crunch wrap.

^yeah that's what I'm thinking. I mean, it's probably fairly comparable to other fast food eggs and breakfast meats....just in a different form

[Edited on February 24, 2014 at 8:20 PM. Reason : Sd]

2/24/2014 8:19:29 PM

Good, now I don't have to wait until lunch to get horrible diarrhea

2/24/2014 8:27:04 PM

I'm sure the hash browns would be ok

But no way in hell I'd trust that sausage to be anything more than coagulated taco meat

2/24/2014 8:27:40 PM

I would eat all of these things.

I have low standards

2/24/2014 8:41:13 PM

^

2/24/2014 8:48:24 PM

^^

2/24/2014 9:36:18 PM

taco bell = underrated

2/24/2014 9:41:34 PM

The moment I stop at Taco Bell for breakfast is the moment I admit to myself that I'm dead inside

2/24/2014 10:13:09 PM

See you on March 27!

2/24/2014 10:26:26 PM

You all just want more paid bathroom time at work.

2/24/2014 10:31:58 PM

i mean, it's either hate yourself because you locked yourself into a dead-end-job, or get paid to sit on the toilet. whatcha gon do

2/24/2014 10:49:10 PM

2/25/2014 12:29:29 AM

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"The moment I stop at Taco Bell for breakfast is the moment I admit to myself that I'm dead inside "

Taco Bell's chicken has gone downhill in the past few years. This might convince me to stop going there altogether ??

2/25/2014 12:39:51 AM

That crunch wrap looks tasty...but I could never lower myself to eat Taco Bell for breakfast. It would have to be the only option and I would have to be starving. There would have to be a Bojangles or Chicfila option around somewhere.

2/25/2014 7:51:39 AM

Of course. Because we all need to start our day at 7AM with food that will make us excrete liquid fire from our buttholes.

2/25/2014 8:04:08 AM

2/25/2014 8:22:30 AM

the best part is they serve breakfast until 11, not that 1030 BS that everyone else pulls

2/25/2014 8:43:56 AM

Some of you people must have some seriously fucked digestive tracts. Taco Bell is no worse than any other fast food joint, it's probably better than most based on fat content.

Anyway, I've pretty much never had a bad breakfast burrito so I might be tempted to try one there if I happen to be in the mood for fast food breakfast.

2/25/2014 10:26:42 AM

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"Some of you people must have some seriously fucked digestive tracts."

Agreed. If Taco Bell constantly gives you diarrhea, go see a doctor. That being said I still think the breakfast options from them look nasty. The eggs they use are probably that nasty frozen powdery mess that comes in the toaster scramble things that Pillsbury makes.

2/25/2014 11:43:37 AM

The only day I might eat breakfast out would be Sunday, and fast food would be the last place I'd go for that. Those fucking places don't even have Bloody Marys on Sundays...

2/25/2014 11:46:21 AM

To be fair, its not just taco bell. I eat fast food so infrequently these days that when I do, it kind of jacks up my digestive system for up to a few hours.

2/25/2014 1:25:51 PM

I, for one, welcome our new breakfast overlords.

2/25/2014 1:32:11 PM

The McDonalds breakfast burrito will be better than these

2/25/2014 1:33:48 PM

2/25/2014 1:34:09 PM

all you motherfuckers who don't eat breakfast are crazy. I'd starve

With that said, I'd give the waffle taco thing a try once.

2/25/2014 2:06:24 PM

If I were up all night and wasted when they opened then this might seem like a brilliant move.

2/25/2014 6:59:27 PM

Yes! And those Cinnabon Bites are money!

2/26/2014 11:50:08 PM

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"You know how they have people whose job it is to make these things look good in advertisements? Keep that in mind. I bet in reality these things look fucking awful. "

... just like every other piece of garbage from every other fast food chain? And if it tastes good, who gives a crap?

2/27/2014 7:24:24 AM

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"all you motherfuckers who don't eat breakfast are crazy. I'd starve"

Where did anyone mention they don't eat breakfast?

2/27/2014 7:47:23 AM

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"And if it tastes good, who gives a crap?"

+1

^ too

2/27/2014 9:40:36 AM

I will never again have to venture outside of a taco bell for a meal.

2/27/2014 9:41:15 AM

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"... just like every other piece of garbage from every other fast food chain? And if it tastes good, who gives a crap?"

Not true! Fries usually look pretty good. Burritos are fairly simple because they are wrapped up in a tortilla so those don't look like shit. Hell, aside from a smooshed up bun, even Arby's roast beef sandwiches for the most part look like their pictures.

2/27/2014 11:04:27 AM

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"Burritos are fairly simple because they are wrapped up in a tortilla so those don't look like shit"

Quote :

"even Arby's roast beef sandwiches for the most part look like their pictures."

2/27/2014 11:11:05 AM

Well yeah not every single one you get is gonna look like the advertisement. I was noting that I have gotten those things before in the past and had it look fairly similar.

Also,

Is this really that far off from the advertised one? Yeah the meat isn't fold nicely and there isn't fancy lighting and stuff, but for the most part it looks the same.

[Edited on February 27, 2014 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2014 11:17:34 AM

Um... gotta admit



Even though the meat in that one thing looks

[Edited on February 27, 2014 at 11:23 AM. Reason : -]

2/27/2014 11:21:57 AM

Are those doughnut holes on the right? Those actually do look pretty good.

2/27/2014 11:29:33 AM

id eat all that shit

2/27/2014 7:49:07 PM

ultimate hangover cure.

2/27/2014 8:16:16 PM

Are you just now realizing that the shit you get is different from the advertisements?

3/1/2014 7:32:10 AM

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"Are those doughnut holes on the right? Those actually do look pretty good."

They are Cinnabon Delights and they are amazing. Taco Bell has had them for a while (pre-breakfast).

3/3/2014 10:06:03 PM

looks sooooo goooooood mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

3/4/2014 10:18:57 AM