Discovered you can sometimes scratch an itchy asshole with a particularly forceful fart.

2/20/2014 7:58:14 AM

k

2/20/2014 8:00:08 AM

People noticed. They heard. They smelled. I looked down into my folded hands, ashamed. I thought of better times. Times with fishsticks.

2/20/2014 8:03:18 AM

FUCKING LOL

2/20/2014 9:09:34 AM

I am a patient boy. I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait. My time is like water down a drain. Everybody's moving, everybody's moving,everybody's moving, moving, moving, moving. Please don't leave me to remain in the waiting room. I don't want the news, I have no use for it. I don't want the news, I won't live by it. Sitting outside of town, everybody's always down. Tell me why? Because... they can't get up.

2/20/2014 9:18:10 AM

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