Someone make a gif of this please. Funniest thing I've seen all day.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/07/storekeeper-robber-machete/2940315/?csp=fbfanpage

10/8/2013 1:34:48 PM

10/8/2013 1:35:57 PM

USA USA USA

10/8/2013 1:40:34 PM

^^you left out the best part

10/8/2013 1:46:06 PM

yeah the parking lot is the best!

10/8/2013 1:46:50 PM

clearly the government should regulate machete ownership; that stand-up young man only wanted some skittles and iced tea

10/8/2013 1:48:19 PM

i saw the full gif yesterday in some thread, but can't remember which. and search on machete doesn't give it either.

10/8/2013 2:17:33 PM

[Edited on October 8, 2013 at 4:25 PM. Reason : fucking autoplay.. what do i have to change in the embed code?]

10/8/2013 4:10:38 PM

FUCK YOU AUTOPLAY AD

10/8/2013 4:14:45 PM

clearly this guy needed a gun to defend himself

10/8/2013 4:16:31 PM