At the latest time, after 17 years, I'll be an American by introduction of my daughter, who is born here.
My wife is in the queue of applying green card too. So probably another 3 years maybe?
Yes, I'm coming!

8/28/2013 3:03:56 PM

GTFO

8/28/2013 3:04:41 PM

8/28/2013 3:04:43 PM

miniature American flags for all!

8/28/2013 3:06:39 PM

I think you mean "que"

8/28/2013 3:09:05 PM

?

8/28/2013 3:18:58 PM

This is the worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War

8/28/2013 3:23:53 PM

this stuff are going to be on the test, shoot, you has better bone up on you're grammer

8/28/2013 3:26:15 PM

is it true that now you have to beat Obama at 21 before you can become a citizen?

8/28/2013 3:28:31 PM

^^You mean this sentence? "is in the queue of applying green card too"
What's wrong with it?

^ Then it will be very hard

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 3:29 PM. Reason : add another note]

8/28/2013 3:28:48 PM

this listening to thread is god damn it

8/28/2013 3:30:57 PM

^^

"is in the queue of applying green card too"

should be

"is in the que of apply for green card to"

queue is the metric spelling, like "colour" vs "color"

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 3:33 PM. Reason : add another note]

8/28/2013 3:33:05 PM

I can't get you.
Que=Quebec

8/28/2013 3:35:01 PM

no, thats' vichy french canadian. in american, its' que.

8/28/2013 3:42:38 PM

ok

8/28/2013 3:44:24 PM

The xenophobe is trolling you, shoot.

The spelling is the same whether in the US or the UK, as you spelled it, queue.

8/28/2013 3:52:33 PM

I think so. I don't know what the hell it is.

8/28/2013 3:56:05 PM

Congratulations, shoot!

8/28/2013 3:57:29 PM

do'nt listen too that raghead camel jockey, shoot, he speaks bastardized metric english too since he's from arab land

also, I am not

8/28/2013 4:14:56 PM

OK. I know u r not that monster.

8/28/2013 4:19:22 PM

Quote :

"this stuff are going to be on the test, shoot, you has better bone up on you're grammer"

Says the guy who can't spell grammar

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 4:20 PM. Reason : /]

8/28/2013 4:20:23 PM

LOL

8/28/2013 4:23:15 PM

Bastardized? How can something be bastardized if it came first, before the other version?

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 4:40 PM. Reason : P.S. learn to spell, and no, I am not talking about the post that Wickerman quoted.]

8/28/2013 4:35:36 PM

^^^right over your head, bro

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 4:36 PM. Reason : X]

8/28/2013 4:36:26 PM

This thread sucks as much dick as shoots wife/mother-in-law.

8/28/2013 5:08:05 PM

Quote :

"shoot All American"

8/28/2013 5:21:13 PM

9/8/2013 3:27:49 PM

Welcome, shoot, if that IS your real name.

9/8/2013 3:38:52 PM

Just find out that US is actually richer than most of the European countries.
There are only seven countries of ppl who are richer than US.
Singapore, Qatar, Norway, Hongkong, Macau, Brunei, Luxembourg.



[Edited on September 8, 2013 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ;]

9/8/2013 5:15:21 PM

After you become an American, would you mind if I place my genitals inside of your wife? I mean, she obviously doesn't want your genitals inside of her any longer. And you and I will be fellow countrymen, and all.

9/8/2013 6:04:38 PM

Buddy, that's unacceptable.
Wife is not clothes. We can't share.

9/8/2013 6:13:07 PM

^ would you let 0EPII1 sniff your worn boxers?

9/8/2013 6:17:31 PM

Why him? That's his hobby?

9/8/2013 6:32:34 PM

I did not mean to offend. I was just trying to bond with a fellow American. Kind of like passing a peace pipe between friends

9/8/2013 6:52:24 PM

shoot, would you say rudeness on the internet is a universal trait?

9/8/2013 7:44:16 PM

Who is rude?

9/8/2013 7:54:13 PM

Well, I guess that depends on how you interpret it. I mean, it is accepted around these parts. I just wondered about the social acceptability of some of the things that have been said in this thread if they were instead uttered in other places around the world.

9/8/2013 8:10:46 PM

You mean EMCE?
He's definitely rude if he's on a Chinese forum platform.

9/8/2013 8:26:29 PM

OIC!

9/8/2013 10:24:54 PM

What tha?!

9/8/2013 10:31:56 PM

I'm guessing that the folks over at Sina regularly have a saying that translated literally into English is "wife is not clothes."

9/8/2013 10:41:33 PM

True!
How would u say?

9/8/2013 11:11:31 PM

^^^

9/12/2013 9:06:12 AM

Damn, shoot.

[Edited on September 12, 2013 at 11:10 AM. Reason : -]

9/12/2013 11:09:35 AM

so is shoot an alias or what?

9/12/2013 3:43:05 PM

you really have to ask?

9/12/2013 4:09:03 PM

Shoot is a racist

9/12/2013 4:43:59 PM

r u alias?

9/12/2013 5:08:27 PM

She busted into tears when she was at citizenship swearing ceremony

9/12/2013 5:30:32 PM

that your wife?

she's one ugly bitch

9/12/2013 6:08:35 PM