7/14/2013 5:32:26 PM
I've seen 1000 penises and I can verify thisI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
7/14/2013 5:33:05 PM
http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissizehttp://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073Latin America and Africa wins.[Edited on July 14, 2013 at 5:40 PM. Reason : /]
7/14/2013 5:38:26 PM
Which one do you prefer?I'm Krallum and I approved this message./]
7/14/2013 5:40:36 PM
http://www.dontcare.nut
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7/14/2013 5:53:48 PM
Uhhh. . .
7/14/2013 5:55:58 PM
Circumference ranged from 3 to 19 cm?I took a flexible measuring tape and looped it to 3 cm, that's just a tiny bit more than a pencil And then I tried 19 cm, and that's also Length ranged from 4 to 26... you know what would be ridiculously funny? If the 4 cm long one has a circ of 19 cm, and the 26 cm long one has a circ of 3 cm
7/15/2013 2:59:29 AM
wow extreme values sure are extreme!I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
7/15/2013 8:16:34 AM
That guy who reported 26cm (10.24in) NBPEL wasn't even the biggest prospective participant; one guy claimed to have about 35.6cm (14in), longer than the letter-sized paper the measuring instruments were printed on, way longer than anything sold even by TheyFit, and longer than the longest medically verified penis ever (Jonah Falcon, 13.5in, idk whether it was bone-pressed or not).
7/15/2013 9:32:41 AM
Did they measure from the top or from the balls?
7/15/2013 10:20:37 AM
I get why fatter guys have smaller dicks but did they ever figure out why fatter girls have bigger vaginas?
7/15/2013 11:37:49 PM
^^read the second link; I think it was from the top, or at least closer to "from the top" than "from the balls"
7/16/2013 5:47:34 AM
how does the oral part of the study work? some chick just hangin out suckin Ds?ah i see, they were just reports from various people[Edited on July 16, 2013 at 8:36 AM. Reason : .]
7/16/2013 8:17:06 AM
BuzzFeed reports on a new meta-analysis in BJU International, not including the study in the OP because it was self-reported and also non-bone-pressed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/hard-facts-about-penis-size[Edited on March 3, 2015 at 9:37 PM. Reason :
3/3/2015 9:12:35 PM
3/3/2015 9:49:33 PM
I have seen a lot of black dicks over the past three years -- mostly because in Benin you can just whip it out and piss anywhere, including the middle of the street, but also there are a fair number of crazy people who just don't wear clothes -- and nothing I've seen reinforces the stereotype.
3/4/2015 2:43:20 AM
i don't care what they're reporting, linking to buzzfeed is embarrassingbut from that study, the averages for length (pubic bone to tip) and girth (the circumference at base or middle) are:length (flaccid): 9.16cm (3.61in)girth (flaccid): 9.31cm (3.66in)length (erect): 13.12cm (5.16in)girth (erect) 11.66cm (4.59in)only 5% of men have an erect length greater than 16cm (6.3in)...i'm sure 90% of these are TWW, right?no consistent association between penis size and other physical features (ball size, foot size, etc)as noted, there was no evidence for a relationship between race and size...BUT the overwhelming majority of samples were from whites, so take that with a grain of salt
3/4/2015 6:13:26 AM
was yaw used in these calculations?
3/4/2015 8:19:07 AM
penilosophers up in here
3/4/2015 8:48:02 AM
3/4/2015 6:03:50 PM
5.16" seems, well...pretty small to be average. I always thought that I was average at best, but according to this, I'm nowhere near a freak show who belongs on a porn set, but I'm quite alright. Thanks, science and statistics!Also, from what I read, this study WAS conducted with the "press against pubic bone" method (which I had never heard of...what the hell kind of way to measure your penis is that? That's like saying "Yeah, mine's 18" long! I measure starting from the small of my back.") I guess that's to reduce/eliminate impact from variables like BMI, which they say there is no correlation with, incidentally. I don't think you could isolate that variable without doing the "press-in" measurement. Still, wouldn't that buy most people, what, an extra inch or something? That just seems impossible that the average penis is only 5.16" long when you're pressing the ruler in. That would really mean average is well under 5". I'm no connoisseur of cock, but these numbers just don't seem right. Maybe some of you who are intimately familiar with more penises than I am can shed some light.I would say that people are just getting fatter and fatter, so maybe "average" nowadays is small, due to losing weiner length to flab circumference, but the "press-in" thing would more or less isolate that variable (except for maybe really giant fatasses), and they said there was no correlation with BMI.[Edited on March 4, 2015 at 6:40 PM. Reason : ]
3/4/2015 6:30:34 PM
Cock contemplator
3/4/2015 6:38:46 PM
3/4/2015 6:48:40 PM
3/4/2015 7:06:25 PM
^ you been stepping out on me?!
3/4/2015 7:16:08 PM
haha there is no way in hell these numbers are right.
3/4/2015 7:17:53 PM
I too was surprised by the low variability in cock sizes in that meta-analysis.I was about to remark that maybe what GrumpyGOP saw was atypical of African Americans because they were not descended from the peoples now living in Benin but rather from farther West, but then I found this map on Wikipedia.Also IMO they should do a follow-up meta-analysis that allows studies published in languages other than English, then maybe the meta-sample wouldn't be so overwhelmingly White.
3/5/2015 12:39:35 AM
Maybe the ones with small penises were eliminated/weeded out by the harsh conditions of slavery, so now there is a marked difference between African Americans and the Africans they are descended from."May the long-penised among you survive"
3/5/2015 12:45:11 AM
I fail to see how slavery exerts a selection pressure for longer penises.
3/5/2015 12:50:55 AM
3/5/2015 2:45:35 AM
Yeah, slavery was huge here, [unlike] their perfectly average cocks.
3/5/2015 7:06:54 PM
I see this guy^ is still all up in here posting in only the wiener threads.It's kinda weird.
3/5/2015 9:46:18 PM
I bet Bridget probably thinks about penis sizes while listening to shit like this
3/5/2015 11:15:55 PM
Accurate.
3/6/2015 8:57:42 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-files-divorce-after-one-5270875 Woman files for divorce after one week of marriage - because her husband's penis is too big
3/8/2015 3:05:19 AM
19 inches and weighs 2 lbs? Surely, it must be some deformity or disease.19-inch Penis Man: Prison Guards Tormented Me ...They Called Me Anacondahttp://www.tmz.com/2015/09/10/19-inch-penis-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-anaconda-mexico-prison19-INCH PENIS FIRST VIDEO ...http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/04/man-with-19-inch-penis-video-vivid[Edited on September 11, 2015 at 3:26 AM. Reason : ]
9/11/2015 3:23:16 AM
He can't even fellate himself because it is too long.
9/12/2015 12:30:09 PM
why does it not surprise me that 0EPII1 is posting about supposedly extra large penises?
9/13/2015 12:17:41 PM
9/14/2015 12:23:27 AM
9/14/2015 1:58:29 AM
Longer and girthier than the mean! Go me.
9/14/2015 2:05:08 AM