What she wants?-Ipod touch-laptop-Wii U-trampoline-cameraShe already has a kindle fire and wii, which to me makes the ipod touch and wii u a silly request.Any ideas that aren't on her request list? [Edited on June 2, 2013 at 2:14 PM. Reason : I can't get to the level of a 7 yr old girl. boys are easier.]
6/2/2013 2:13:09 PM
Those are some pricey gifts for a 7 year old.
6/2/2013 2:22:02 PM
holy shit. i was elated when i got a super soaker for my seventh birthday.
6/2/2013 2:22:36 PM
give that bitch a fucking book
6/2/2013 2:23:17 PM
I, too, am surprised at the price of some of these gifts. When I turned 7 I got the board game "Mouse Trap" and that was it.
6/2/2013 2:23:52 PM
6/2/2013 2:26:41 PM
ipod and pads... wtf?how about something which forces her to use her brain, especially in ways she hasn't used before?like an educational/logic toy or board game or puzzle or a building set?i am really curious to see how brains (and bodies) would have changed 50-100 years from now.
6/2/2013 3:22:06 PM
Trampoline.That way she can fuck on it in 9 yearsI'm Krallum and I approved this message./]
6/2/2013 3:24:02 PM
you fucking millennial trash
6/2/2013 3:29:04 PM
macbook pro
6/2/2013 3:35:41 PM
Gift card and princess stickers
6/2/2013 3:58:40 PM
school suppliesspecifically, lisa frank
6/2/2013 4:06:49 PM
buy her some booksyou know, the real kindthat's what I liked when I was seven...or you could just get her an Amazon gift card and let her use her Kindle
6/2/2013 4:08:47 PM
Get her juggling balls.When she protests that she can't use them, retort with "aww, that's just because you haven't learned the value of hard work yet"
6/2/2013 4:10:58 PM
What the fuck is that shit? Does she have like a lower limit on what you can get her, price wise? Get that bitch a barbie doll. Or get her some coal. Sounds like a spoiled brat.
6/2/2013 4:15:49 PM
get her a pair of jeans at old navy. i hear theyre all the rage.
6/2/2013 4:20:26 PM
Get her the "make your own friendship bracelets" kit. That was amazing when I was seven!
6/2/2013 4:23:17 PM
get her some birth control. i hear kids start having sex earlier and earlier. you can never be too safe.
6/2/2013 4:25:21 PM
boondoggle
6/2/2013 4:25:59 PM
who the fuck gets gifts that expensive for a birthday... at 7buy her a book
6/2/2013 4:29:14 PM
Diet book and a treadmill
6/2/2013 4:29:24 PM
EZ bake oven
6/2/2013 4:37:12 PM
You can get her a game for the Wii she already has.
6/2/2013 5:01:30 PM
^ generally my plan for nieces / nephews.
6/2/2013 5:05:32 PM
OP dont listen to the peasants.
6/2/2013 5:16:52 PM
Legos. Legos are the shit. If she doesn't like Legos then she is a dumb kid who will never amount to anything.
6/2/2013 5:23:20 PM
I'll be the first to point out the obvious:the 7 year old in question is Asian
6/2/2013 5:30:10 PM
Hawaiian
6/2/2013 5:50:15 PM
6/2/2013 8:08:25 PM
kids these days
6/2/2013 8:12:00 PM
it would be funny if you got her a dildo. a giant dildo. I'm not actually suggesting you do this (obviously it would be crazy), but man, it would be super-funny to see her unwrap it and watch her try to figure out what it was, before her parents snatched it away and her dad hit you in the face.
6/2/2013 8:16:57 PM
I think kids should have to be 13 before being able to access the interwebs
6/2/2013 8:28:00 PM
Then why do you have it?I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
6/2/2013 8:29:07 PM
6/2/2013 8:30:54 PM
Wow. We thought you were dead
6/2/2013 8:31:24 PM
6/2/2013 9:05:28 PM
Wow WTF. My kids have a Wii and WiiU, but that shit was like family Christmas present stuff. They don't have a tablet device, iAnything, or a camera better than the little tiny ass o e you can get for kids with the double viewfinders. My son got a nice BB gun last year for his 9th. This year he is getting a scooter and some games and shit, but not a damn console, trampoline, etc.
6/2/2013 10:04:15 PM
I would definitely recommend anything for this shopping list here:http://www.cracked.com/article_19288_8-weirdly-sexual-products-you-wont-believe-are-kids.htmlHer dad would probably love it if you got her a thong, tramp stamp, push-up bra, or the peekaboo stripper pole.[Edited on June 2, 2013 at 10:10 PM. Reason : ]
6/2/2013 10:09:19 PM
We settled on this. Acer - 11.6" Chromebook - 2GB Memory - 16GB Solid State Drivehttp://www.bestbuy.com/site/Acer+-+11.6%26%2334%3B+Chromebook+-+2GB+Memory+-+16GB+Solid+State+Drive/8850098.p?id=1218914355314&skuId=8850098This is what she wants from Mom and me.She wants a purple soccer ball from Dad. [Edited on June 3, 2013 at 1:56 AM. Reason : and an outdoor sports kit...you know the vball net and crap][Edited on June 3, 2013 at 1:57 AM. Reason : this is my step-daughter, i guess i should have clarified.]
6/3/2013 1:53:44 AM
6/3/2013 2:09:01 AM
the trampoline fits her request and is also a beneficial, healthy gift. seems like a no-brainer.
6/3/2013 3:29:52 AM
great job Steve for contributing to her upcoming fattiness. it is so sickening when parents openly contribute to destroying their children.sorry, i am just venting, as i see stupid parents on a daily basis who engage in passive child abuse. maybe your step-daughter is also a budding gymnast, i wouldn't know.but if during her free time she mostly sits and plays electronic games....
6/3/2013 4:35:38 AM
Seriously wtf does a 7 year old need with a laptop? Sounds like she already has more electronics than the average adult
6/3/2013 6:31:49 AM
get her two purple soccer balls to show up her real dad
6/3/2013 6:44:58 AM
Next time don't make a thread asking for advice if you're not going to follow it! just kidding
6/3/2013 9:07:58 AM
u fucked up m8gonna have a jessi slaughter on your handsI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
6/3/2013 9:40:57 AM
http://www.fatbraintoys.com/toy_companies/goldieblox/goldieblox_and_the_spinning_machine.cfmGood for enforcing pushing that engineering expectation onto little girls. Also make sure to drop the hints that no less than MIT is acceptable for college.
6/3/2013 9:44:32 AM
What if she wants to go into video journalism? Occidental is a much better school. Too bad this retard didn't get her a macI'm Krallum and I approved this message./]
6/3/2013 9:47:30 AM
I'm not buying her mac. I won't even by myself a mac. 200 bucks for laptop isn't bad.
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