You know what I'm talking about. You're at a bar or party with a goofy acting black guy trying to tell a Richard Pryor joke or early Eddie Murphy jokes. And he tells it lame. You're the white guy that grew up listening to Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy jokes and you nail the jokes.
5/21/2013 8:29:20 PM
I read that title as:
5/21/2013 8:33:23 PM
This is the whitest shit I have ever heard.
5/21/2013 8:55:27 PM
I put a black dude to shame back in the day with my stereo system. He was playing some shit on his Wal-mart special set of speakers, bragging about "all dat bass." I told him to turn that baby shit off and check out a real system. I turned on some george clinton and not two notes in, dude hung his head in shame and walked out. Next thing I know he's heading back to Wal-mart to return that shit.
5/21/2013 9:01:13 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Jqr-C6QAs
5/21/2013 9:10:34 PM
oh look, another race bait thread
5/21/2013 9:16:39 PM
Both of these stories are of white people being douche bags. Congrats
5/21/2013 9:22:02 PM
^
5/21/2013 9:23:42 PM
one time i was playing some shit on my Wal-mart special set of speakers, bragging about "all them thur tweeters." Krallum told me to turn that baby shit off and check out a real system. He turned on some Metallica and not two notes in, I hung my head in shame and walked out. Next thing he knew I'm heading back to Wal-mart to return that shit.
5/21/2013 9:34:12 PM
This thread was inspired by my night out with EMCE.
5/21/2013 9:41:41 PM
I didn't realize i should be judging people by their skin color when they suck at telling jokes...? I didn't realize black people were expected to be good at telling both richard pryor and eddie murphy jokes either...
5/21/2013 11:53:48 PM
Well. I also ate more fried chicken than he did.
5/22/2013 7:31:44 AM
he must have been absolutely awful at telling those jokes if you out-funnied him, given what you've brought to this threadthat poor poor man
5/22/2013 7:58:43 AM
Finaly able to beat a black man in something
5/22/2013 12:44:04 PM
#iatethebones
5/22/2013 12:45:36 PM
Easiest place to do this is a basketball court. I did it a lot in high school. I also got yammed on a few times.
5/22/2013 12:47:55 PM
On the flip side he did out white me. So I guess we are even.
5/22/2013 6:50:25 PM