Yuuup, went as planned fellas. Haaaaaaaawwwwwk (spit), yuppp. Nothing like get the old hands dirty and DIY'in right fellas? Who's up for some Keystone Lights? Haaaawwwwwk

5/12/2013 8:51:25 PM

I'll take a Reds please.

5/12/2013 9:16:53 PM

she must have a filthy vehicle if swapping out a battery gets your hands dirty

my main problem with changing batteries is i forget which size wrench you use for the terminals, so i have to pull like 2 or 3 wrenches out of my toolbox before i find the right one!

5/13/2013 12:49:42 AM

Well dust and water gets up there from the road. It's not a sealed area.

5/13/2013 9:38:03 AM

fucks sake, lock the shit out of this

5/13/2013 10:08:45 AM

^^ Unless it's in the trunk, where it should be.

5/13/2013 11:02:43 AM

surprised you could even recognize a battery, much less a wrench.

5/13/2013 11:20:46 AM

I thought it was pretty early in the day for Jaybee to be this drunk, but then I saw this: message_topic.aspx?topic=636827

5/13/2013 11:42:51 AM

^^ yes because sulfuric acid inside of a car is a great idea.

5/13/2013 3:15:50 PM

Family had an '86 Audi 5000 back in the day, the battery was underneath the back seat. Now *that* was odd. Probably good for weight distribution though.

5/13/2013 4:55:39 PM

Yes I will admit it is good for weight purposes. But other than that no.

5/13/2013 5:27:04 PM

they can vent it pretty easily when its inside the cab or trunk, they usually have a vent tube

5/13/2013 9:46:52 PM

And most places throw that shit away when a new battery is installed. Most times they are right at where the bumper support is mounted to the body and get punctured in a collision.

5/13/2013 10:05:20 PM

Uh huh, that's right, thats right! Haaaaaaaawwwwwk (spit), yuppp.

5/13/2013 10:46:12 PM

So all people who work on cars dip now. Interesting

5/13/2013 11:06:38 PM

i just spit a lot lol.


one sorta wants to make the "thanks for changing the battery for us maybe next time the lights won't go out while we're steaming up the windows"

5/14/2013 7:09:23 AM

^^ no, just spit a lot, as ^ stated

5/14/2013 11:23:23 AM

Only time I spit is on the ball field.

5/14/2013 8:34:23 PM

Quote :

"^^ yes because sulfuric acid inside of a car is a great idea."

A shitload of new cars come with the battery in the trunk. So apparently manufacturers do think it's a great idea.

Probably not when Cletus goes to runnin' wire.

5/15/2013 4:50:44 PM

where's the write up with eleventy billion pics?

5/15/2013 5:26:08 PM

1 First I grabbed my 10 mm wrench :pic:
2 Then I loosened the nut on the negative terminal :pic:
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5/15/2013 10:56:53 PM

shit son... I had to do this in her parking garage with none of my shit available. Had to take that out with a multitool alone.

ALONE!

5/16/2013 12:14:26 PM

^BAMF.

5/16/2013 1:21:52 PM

did I have industrial lighting? NO

did I have diamond plate flooring? NO

did I have cheesy ass flames and shit painted on the walls to get me psyched up? NO

did I have a piece of shit homemade kegarator sitting under a 20 year old Kathy Ireland poster? NO

did that shit in the rough, freestylin'

5/16/2013 3:42:21 PM

lol, love this thread


haaaawwwwwwk!

4/27/2014 4:11:05 PM

:like:

4/27/2014 5:18:27 PM

lol

5/24/2015 1:00:47 PM

Shit, I rolled up to advanced auto and observed them drop in the red top for me. Kept my hands clean.

5/24/2015 5:41:06 PM

i changed my last two batteries in the Costco parking lot

5/24/2015 8:41:07 PM

I had a woman change my battery for me at Advance Auto. I'm all about gender equality

5/26/2015 12:12:42 PM

Quote :

"I had a woman change my battery for me at Advance Auto. I'm all about gender equality"

I did too, once. We were on our way to an event and I didn't want to get all dirty.

I did carry the battery in and out of the store for her though....

5/26/2015 1:10:29 PM