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Krallum
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Its the fact that her legs aren't the same size as the rest of her body. Her stomach/waste is kind of wide and the tiny legs make her look weird as fuck.

This has been a Krallum delivery

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 6:26 PM. Reason : She is still hot as balls and you are gay if you wouldn't fuck]

5/11/2013 6:25:52 PM

BigHitSunday
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Dude have you seen ducking Kesha in bikini

You are describing her lol

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 6:33 PM. Reason : DUCKING]

5/11/2013 6:32:38 PM

Krallum
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I try and keep kesha off my radar

EDIT: but now that I googled that. I'd say her midsection is round not wide. At least kate upton's is relatively thin front to back.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 6:34 PM. Reason : ]

5/11/2013 6:33:07 PM

spöokyjon

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WHAT A WASTE

5/11/2013 6:33:46 PM

acraw
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I thought black dudes love this body type. Asymmetry.

5/11/2013 6:35:07 PM

Krallum
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Naw baby. I need some thights. Like fried chixen

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 6:35 PM. Reason : and some hips]

5/11/2013 6:35:50 PM

face
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Her beer belly. And heinous belly button

5/11/2013 6:44:43 PM

acraw
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5/11/2013 6:56:43 PM

Smath74
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Tall
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nope, nothing to like here.

5/11/2013 9:00:45 PM

Prawn Star
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Her belly is too big.

Also, sharp knees

5/11/2013 9:07:26 PM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"stomach/waste"

5/11/2013 11:27:17 PM

jaZon
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didn't read any of this

are we talking about the fact that she's not even remotely attractive, nor is she fit or even attempting to not be fat?

5/12/2013 4:11:01 AM

TreeTwista10
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I wouldn't fuck her with dtownral's dick

5/12/2013 4:14:01 AM

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[Edited on May 12, 2013 at 5:01 AM. Reason : My bad!]

5/12/2013 5:01:12 AM

BridgetSPK
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I get that she doesn't meet the aesthetic ideal, but she's a freakishly beautiful woman. And I suspect that some of the haters just don't like seeing other people enjoy themselves so much--she really should be in the gym, hating her body and getting "toned" or "firm" or whatever you boys are on about when you claim to like "athletic" women. During or shortly after the "toning," she will need implants, but looking like almost every other bikini model in existence makes it all worth it!

^^LOL

[Edited on May 12, 2013 at 5:02 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2013 5:01:40 AM

0EPII1
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"Her stomach/waste is kind of wide"


So you are saying she is full of shit and takes big dumps?

5/12/2013 6:22:49 AM

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5/12/2013 8:20:56 AM

dtownral
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The only reason she gets covers and print work is because she has leveraged her celebrity well and slept with the right people.

almost every other model in the industry is more attractive than her.

and she is fat

5/12/2013 11:59:16 AM

lewisje
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she's not fat

she's big-boobed

[Edited on May 12, 2013 at 12:47 PM. Reason :

5/12/2013 12:47:05 PM

ncsuapex
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Faggots, ITT.

5/12/2013 12:52:47 PM

Klatypus
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Quote :
"No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Kate Upton isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Kate Upton!"


5/12/2013 2:08:05 PM

Jader
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i mean, them titties. wouldja look at em?

5/12/2013 2:11:25 PM

GrayFox33
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5/12/2013 6:35:46 PM

simonn
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what you're trying to describe is: she has no hips.

5/12/2013 8:06:11 PM

Klatypus
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^^ LOL

5/13/2013 10:24:54 AM

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