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PaulISdead
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?

3/7/2013 9:57:14 PM

elkaybie
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Fertility.

Spring = new birth.
Rabbits are a symbol of fertility hence the phrase "Fuck like rabbits"

[Edited on March 7, 2013 at 10:50 PM. Reason : ]

3/7/2013 10:48:43 PM

BubbleBobble
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aaaand thread over

3/7/2013 10:52:43 PM

vinylbandit
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Because you can crucify a bunny without breaking its legs.

3/7/2013 11:07:11 PM

CEmann
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Because lambs dont lay eggs

3/7/2013 11:07:57 PM

JeffreyBSG
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^^^^.

also, bunnies are happy, feel-good creatures. lambs have overtones of sacrifice and blood.


[Edited on March 7, 2013 at 11:09 PM. Reason : ^]

3/7/2013 11:08:17 PM

TreeTwista10
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why is it a lamb instead of a dirty foot?

3/7/2013 11:09:52 PM

Krallum
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Sheep represent the flock. Jesus was a shepherd as signified by the bunny

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3/7/2013 11:10:00 PM

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Quote :
"Because lambs dont lay eggs"

3/7/2013 11:15:09 PM

BIGswoll187
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nowadays more people eat lamb instead of Rabbit, your not going to have the mascot be a chicken wing unless your KFC or churches

3/8/2013 1:10:21 AM

joepeshi
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b/c trix are for kids

3/8/2013 1:15:56 AM

Smath74
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"Because lambs dont lay eggs"

3/8/2013 6:35:19 AM

Krallum
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but jesus was too chicken to get off the cross.

I have a very serious question. Why couldn't jesus like knit a scarf for a sins. Why did he have to die? Couldn't God have like changed the rules? Seems random as fuck. I guess it makes a good novel tho

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3/8/2013 7:46:56 AM

ncsuapex
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Because its easier to dye eggs than wool.

3/8/2013 7:58:15 AM

PaulISdead
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dying wool makes sense to me

3/8/2013 8:38:37 AM

MinkaGrl01

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny


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"Female hares can conceive a second litter of offspring while still pregnant with the first.[8] This phenomenon is known as superfetation."

3/8/2013 9:19:13 AM

afripino
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perhaps octomom can become the new easter mascot?

3/8/2013 9:22:45 AM

ncsuapex
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"superfetation"



More like superfelation. Amirite?

3/8/2013 9:42:52 AM

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