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EMCE
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BigMan157 has in his possession a collection of six, monogrammed, satin dick towels. These artifacts were sewn one after the other over the course of eight months, beginning in a time period roughly estimated to date back to early the Victorian era. Each one seemingly more intricate than it's predecessor, yet artistically linked by the fact that the first dick towel's pattern is based off of the final's diamond checkered violet hue. The monogram on each dick towel, when folded in half twice, will mirror The Sator Square; leading some historians to link their fabled yet unknown creator back to ancient Rome.

11/13/2012 6:18:16 PM

BubbleBobble
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11/13/2012 6:25:09 PM

EMCE
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11/13/2012 6:34:10 PM

BlackJesus
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No threads directed personally - Do you think the other thousand people on this site want to read some personal shit between you and your buddy? - NO. Use mail instead.

11/13/2012 7:20:03 PM

EMCE
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Sorry

Please suspend

11/14/2012 8:38:54 AM

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11/14/2012 9:27:12 AM

punchmonk
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monogrammed satin dick towels. Such a funny phrase. Thank you for the laughs this morning, EMCE.

11/14/2012 9:33:44 AM

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7/10/2013 8:20:31 PM

BigMan157
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there's actually a seventh towel

[Edited on July 10, 2013 at 8:27 PM. Reason : I've said too much]

7/10/2013 8:27:13 PM

hey now
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^^
That's some OEP level creepiness right thar.

7/10/2013 8:28:06 PM

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