A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man? came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

11/4/2012 9:39:59 PM

haha I'm stealing this

11/4/2012 9:44:10 PM

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN

AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE

AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM.

HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

11/4/2012 9:44:16 PM

One day a man was walking down the road and a boy said to him "hello",
and the man didnt say anything back,

the boy didnt understand why the man didnt reply, so he went home and stabbed himself in the heart.
now, people never walk down that road anymore just incase they see the man.

11/4/2012 9:48:48 PM

haha look at this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZ_KP_CQGg

11/4/2012 9:51:38 PM

ONE TIME I BOUGHT A GAME
IT WAS CALLED
"GAME"

I PLAYED IT AND THERE WAS STATIC

NOTHING BUT STATIC

SO I BURNED IT CAUSE IT WAS HAUNTED

BUT THAT NIGHT I SAW STATIC STARING MENACINGLY AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW

NOW I AM ONE WITH STATIC

11/4/2012 9:58:05 PM

+1 on the OP

[Edited on November 4, 2012 at 10:05 PM. Reason : yea]

11/4/2012 10:04:58 PM

I once saw a girl sitting by the sea

everyday I'd see her sitting there, one day she wasn't there

old man said she died many years ago, I called him a liar and went home

11/4/2012 10:15:04 PM

1 tyme dis old lady had a retarted kid and workt at a camp

and all da kidz at dat camp did sum fukt up shyte so da boy died

and den da lady kilt a few of em

but later da boy grew up wore a hockey mask and kilt even more


so be nice to retarts and dont bully.

11/4/2012 10:24:02 PM

heh, retarts.

11/5/2012 12:57:47 PM

Such a sad story

9/30/2022 3:41:10 PM

It truly is.

9/30/2022 9:59:39 PM

what a shameful orange soda

9/30/2022 10:03:42 PM

1 like = 1 cry

9/30/2022 10:31:01 PM

Greatest hits

9/30/2022 10:33:18 PM