Does anyone have a homemade ranch recipe they'd like to share with us?

I've been buying pre-made ranch but people are giving me hell about it.

The reason I don't do homemade ranch is because I don't know a BOMB recipe and I don't want to resort to ranch recipes that come on the package

10/10/2012 1:39:42 AM

My first thought was to delete this thread because I really fucking hate ranch... but sadly that's not a good enough reason.

Good luck in your recipe hunt for the most disgusting substance on the planet.

10/10/2012 6:24:52 AM

what is wrong with you?

10/10/2012 9:30:28 AM

I totally read this title as ranch-style home for some reason.

10/10/2012 9:35:40 AM

^^^ I thought mayonnaise was the most disgusting substance on the planet?

[Edited on October 10, 2012 at 9:41 AM. Reason : babyyyy]

10/10/2012 9:41:26 AM

^^ lol I did too.

Personally I think making ranch dressing is kind of a waste of time, but the one time I had to make it since the supermarket was closed when I needed it (long story lol), I tried this recipe and it was good: http://joythebaker.com/2012/05/homemade-ranch-dressing/

10/10/2012 10:30:12 AM

^^some ranch brands/types use mayo.

10/10/2012 10:59:44 AM

Quote :

"I totally read this title as ranch-style home for some reason."

ditto

Quote :

"I think making ranch dressing is kind of a waste of time"

ditto

i recently made a dressing of plain yogurt, lemon juice, cucumber, cracked pepper, and wasabi and it's amazing

ranch sucks

10/10/2012 11:22:54 AM

somewhere analbandit is having a stroke

10/10/2012 7:37:55 PM

Quote :

"I totally read this title as ranch-style home for some reason."

Same here...

10/11/2012 4:35:58 AM

Move 2 chutchat

10/11/2012 9:00:38 AM

Ranch

Blue Cheese

10/12/2012 7:58:54 AM

another failed thread by GeniuSxBoY.

10/12/2012 8:13:49 AM

ntlb.. testing to see if I have OS access yet!

[Edited on October 13, 2012 at 12:35 PM. Reason : YAY ]

10/13/2012 12:35:36 PM

i forget exactly how we made it at this restaurant i used to work at when we were out of the ranch packets but it was basicly mayo, sour cream, milk, cracked pepper, minced celery, garlic and onion powder, chopped parsley, a little olive oil(?), scallions, and i feel like there was something else.

I can't give you any measurements for the ingredients because I can't remember them, plus we made it two gallon increments so it would be lot bigger batch than you probably need.

10/14/2012 5:24:37 AM

lol @ our resident restaurateur asking t-dub for recipes

here's a hint:

10/14/2012 3:47:24 PM