Can't drive a car but I bet she can eat a dick

6/23/2012 3:35:10 PM

doubt it - she's not attractive, but the kind of guys she's been around all her life would say otherwise so she's probably never had to work for affection and would "suck" at sucking dick

6/23/2012 3:36:26 PM

she's a damn good driver

...for a woman

6/23/2012 3:37:44 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIiDSbVADU&t=57

[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ]

6/23/2012 3:39:02 PM

she's pretty sexy for a midget

6/23/2012 3:45:24 PM

for a midget?

fun-size spinners are the best kind!

6/23/2012 3:47:58 PM

Likes this

6/23/2012 3:50:38 PM

Goddamn she sucks at driving.

6/23/2012 5:17:29 PM

I would totally fuck her

6/23/2012 5:22:42 PM

she's in 3rd of the nationwide race, i'm gonna watch just to see her inevitably crash...also its a road course, so thats not as boring as regular oval track driving

6/23/2012 5:56:04 PM

^ Called it.

[Edited on June 23, 2012 at 6:18 PM. Reason : And I think she will spazz out and go after Villenueve's car.]

6/23/2012 6:17:08 PM

lol spun her into the gravel on the last lap

6/23/2012 6:17:21 PM

hahahahaha

6/23/2012 6:17:38 PM

In her defense he did spin her out pretty blatantly. Anybody else would have had the same result. It's still predictable though. Most of her highlights are of her wrecking in some form or another.

6/23/2012 9:02:47 PM

I do love me a spinner.

6/23/2012 9:25:03 PM

If the dude himself is diminutive, is the girl still a spinner?

Or is she like just-his-size or whatever?

6/23/2012 9:31:42 PM

6/23/2012 9:33:04 PM

she cant drive a loose car and unfortunately for her the "loose is fast" line from days of thunder is true

i like how porn star india summer looks like she could be her big sister

6/24/2012 8:06:35 AM

I bet she blew the daddy of GODADDY!

6/24/2012 8:38:15 AM

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"just to see her inevitably crash"

7/6/2012 9:22:07 PM

damn steering wheel almost hit the roof and she tried to pull it back down

7/6/2012 9:27:17 PM

^^ chit chat prognosticator.

7/6/2012 9:29:33 PM

bitch rolled her eyes at jamie little when she was asked if she was ok

7/7/2012 1:42:00 AM

btt for the impending crash and fail

7/14/2012 5:11:15 PM

LOL around goes danica

7/14/2012 5:17:02 PM

the slow daddy car actually didnt do that bad yesterday with a lead lap finish. cant say the same for that cope bitch who was over 30 laps down when she forced harvick down onto the apron and cost him the win



[Edited on July 15, 2012 at 12:25 PM. Reason : a]

7/15/2012 12:21:00 PM

http://youtu.be/psxKuBpTauw

I love how after she crashed herself and the 98 she says on the radio "i cant drive it". we know danica, we know

7/29/2012 5:07:52 AM

7/29/2012 5:15:02 AM

I think this proves that indy cars are a joke to drive. Even danica can drive one of those.

7/29/2012 11:58:59 AM

sexist ITT

7/29/2012 12:01:48 PM

7/29/2012 12:45:34 PM

actually, I'm impressed that she could drive an indy car. if she can't the power of a stock car with all of that added weight, then how in the fuck did she handle it in a much lighter car? the only thing that would make sense is that the change in the view is fucking with her, but shit, she should have adjusted to that by now. Either that or the drivers in NASCAR are more aggressive than in Indy, and she can't deal with that.

7/29/2012 1:02:40 PM

Obviously drivers are more aggressive. If you barely touch an indy car they fall to pieces.

7/29/2012 4:52:09 PM

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"if she can't the power of a stock car with all of that added weight, then how in the fuck did she handle it in a much lighter car?"

Because an Indy car actually works, as opposed to a brick on wheels.

7/29/2012 10:15:49 PM

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"sexist ITT"

it aint cause she is a womed. its cause she was handed a full time ride due to the quality of her bikini pics not her driving talent.

7/30/2012 7:18:13 AM

Just like dale earnhardt jr.

7/30/2012 7:31:51 AM

his bikini pics are pretty hot.

7/30/2012 8:36:20 AM

^^what is?

7/30/2012 4:25:42 PM

pretty face. can't race.

7/30/2012 4:37:33 PM

lol

7/30/2012 4:40:34 PM

testing, we're talking about testing

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"Danica Patrick, who was testing team owner Tony Stewart's #14 Chevrolet Monday at Michigan International Speedway, crashed in the second turn early in the test session. Patrick was not injured. The car sustained right-front damage. "

[Edited on July 30, 2012 at 7:07 PM. Reason : ']

7/30/2012 7:07:23 PM

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"^^what is?"

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"its cause she was handed a full time ride due to the quality of her his bikini pics not her his driving talent."

But seriously, Jr. got a ride because his name is insanely marketable. Hell, his half-brother was probably a better driver than him, but his name is kerry, not dale.

7/30/2012 8:09:50 PM

People get things based on their looks and who their parents are?

No way...

7/30/2012 11:17:07 PM

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"But seriously, Jr. got a ride because his name is insanely marketable. Hell, his half-brother was probably a better driver than him, but his name is kerry, not dale. "

so what your saying is they should both be in cup?

jr has accomplish much more than kerry ever will. im not being bias but its true.

8/2/2012 10:29:49 AM

Jr is nothing but a minor player in the historical grand scheme of greatness is NASCAR. For being so popular he is not that good.

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"actually, I'm impressed that she could drive an indy car. if she can't the power of a stock car with all of that added weight, then how in the fuck did she handle it in a much lighter car? the only thing that would make sense is that the change in the view is fucking with her, but shit, she should have adjusted to that by now. Either that or the drivers in NASCAR are more aggressive than in Indy, and she can't deal with that."

Indy cars have this thing called massive amounts of downforce

8/2/2012 10:42:53 AM

Dale Jr is #1 in points

Even a monkey or dumb bitch can drive a indy car. So much downforce you can turn it upside down and drive on the ceiling at 200 mph.

8/2/2012 10:43:27 AM

^I'm gonna disagree a bit there. You need to have much faster reaction time.

8/2/2012 10:45:20 AM

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" so what your saying is they should both be in cup? jr has accomplish much more than kerry ever will. im not being bias but its true."

I'm saying had every bit as much talent, and probably more. But their step mother handed jr the keys to the company car because of his name. That worked out pretty well until she ran him off.

8/2/2012 11:21:31 AM

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"^I'm gonna disagree a bit there. You need to have much faster reaction time."

have you ever watched an in camera in a cup race? they are constantly sawing on the wheel on the edge of spinning out. At the high banked ovals you dont even have to let off on the throttle in an indy car. plus, guys like sam hornish and dario franchitti are indy superstars and they couldnt hack it so that should tell you something

[Edited on August 2, 2012 at 5:00 PM. Reason : d]

8/2/2012 4:59:40 PM

setemup

8/2/2012 5:47:59 PM