Hello, TWW. I'm EMCE... Perhaps you have seen a post or two if mine on TWW.....


I am writing you today to let you know of the current state of affairs, and to beg for your help. Long ago, TWW used to enjoy a thriving nude picture trade amongst its' members. It was a time of prosperity, fame, and fortune. The times and the people were fast and vibrant in the old days of this nude pic exchange. I was even president of the council from 2005 - 2007. We used to trade pics like pokemon.
We have seen some rough times lately, from which I'm not sure we can recover. A series of prudish users have all but destroyed the trading business. As of the end of November 2011 the exchange will be forced to close its doors forever. But you can help.... Theres hope.... Send your nudes in to me today, and with enough support, we may be able to salvage this once great enterprise.

Sincerely,
EM "smut peddler" CE

11/29/2011 11:50:21 AM

nudes sent.

far from artsy or tasteful

11/29/2011 11:51:11 AM

nudes sent.

11/29/2011 11:51:39 AM

Can I use my camera phone..or are you looking for something a bit higher quality?

11/29/2011 11:58:06 AM

^how many megapixels?

11/29/2011 12:07:46 PM

Theres a certain nostalgic allure to grainy self portraits taken in a dirty mirror

11/29/2011 12:22:58 PM

I'm looking at 2 megapixels

11/29/2011 12:36:41 PM

>sent

11/29/2011 12:38:39 PM

Dear Friends,

This morning I visited the FDT Building in west Raleigh, the location of the TWW Nudes Exchange secure storage facility, to do my daily security checks. When I arrived I found the front door to suite 1337 chained and padlocked.

There was a posted notice from the Wake County Sherriff's Office. It stated that the facility and all contents had been seized for failure of the Exchange to pay Pointy Elbow Tax for the years 2007-2011. If we do not receive additional n00ds of female users without pointy elbows to offset the current very pointy inventory and exempt us from this tax, I'm afraid all past n00ds will be sold at auction and the Exchange will likely remain closed indefinitely.

Please do anything you can to help.

Sincerely,
settledown
Security Officer and Past Vice President of the TWW Nudes Exchange

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 12:57 PM. Reason : g]

11/29/2011 12:55:57 PM

you'd be amazed how often people come into that building trying to order flowers

11/29/2011 1:01:35 PM

Oh I have a flower they can order

11/29/2011 1:02:05 PM

we will not post ads. will not

11/29/2011 1:03:50 PM

12/1/2011 11:52:57 PM

some nudes youll have to handle with gloves

12/1/2011 11:53:45 PM

For real.... send me the gusto.


Previously, submissions were accepted via email and PM. But this is a new age, isn't it? You may also text (SEXT) me the pics.

12/6/2011 1:07:48 PM

Gotta stay up with the times. Props.

12/6/2011 2:15:52 PM

12/6/2011 2:56:27 PM

sext sent

12/6/2011 2:57:04 PM

so are these supposed to be nudes of us or just any nudes of random internet chicks?

12/6/2011 3:18:43 PM

TWW nudes

12/6/2011 3:20:23 PM

OH....but i've been sworn to secrecy

12/6/2011 3:25:04 PM

that's ok. you can just PM, email, or text them to me. I'll just be sure not to send them to anyone.

12/6/2011 3:26:28 PM

do i get nudes in exchange? they have to be top quality!!

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 3:28 PM. Reason : no cocks!]

12/6/2011 3:28:38 PM

I think that something can be arranged.

12/6/2011 3:29:24 PM

I can confirm that something can be arranged

12/6/2011 3:30:42 PM

Quote :

"I can confirm that something can be arranged"

hahaha

12/6/2011 4:22:06 PM

i wish i had nudes of twwers

i had some but deleted them ... anyone still got the annelove shampoo bottle avi?

12/6/2011 4:25:05 PM

gunzz

i think we can still do business

you have something i need

12/6/2011 4:29:08 PM

have people seriously given you nudes?

I find this hard to believe

12/6/2011 4:31:28 PM

EMCE has my full support.

oh, the good ole days. I still spank to some of those old pics

12/6/2011 4:32:57 PM

^^yes n00dz have been exchanged

none have been given to me in confidence but then again I lack the e-mack

12/6/2011 4:47:06 PM

^ if you need some coaching, let me know. the key is making sure that you never share them, because the word will spread to the other ladies that it is ok for them to send you nudes

12/6/2011 4:49:48 PM

DJE is right...thus why i'm scared to share

12/6/2011 5:14:18 PM

yea there is no way in hell after some of the crap said on here I would exchange any

12/6/2011 5:15:16 PM

you can trust me girl, we can trade

^^ I feel the need to clarify. I meant to say that if someone sends you nudes, you need to make sure never to show them to anyone else. That way the ladies will learn to trust you, and thus more ladies will send you nudes

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 5:18 PM. Reason : a]

12/6/2011 5:16:09 PM

I can vouch for the trustworthiness of both djeternal and settledown

12/6/2011 5:16:55 PM

i never share

but when i post shit like this

Quote :

"I can confirm that something can be arranged"

i get nervous PMs

i'm just joking y'all, relax

12/6/2011 5:17:25 PM

^ we should compare collections. just names, no pics.....

....we promise ladies

12/6/2011 5:19:43 PM

i'm in

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 5:20 PM. Reason : BUT NOT REALLY]

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 5:20 PM. Reason : BUT MAYBE]

12/6/2011 5:20:02 PM

Offering up my nudes (yes of me), what ya got for them? Turn my inbox green k?

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 5:22 PM. Reason : This is sure to end well...]

12/6/2011 5:20:43 PM

no thanks, my mom told me you have a small penis

12/6/2011 5:22:26 PM

your mom says that to a lot of people

12/6/2011 5:23:43 PM

yeah, she is a bit of a size queen

12/6/2011 5:24:37 PM

I trust you guys.

12/6/2011 5:24:50 PM

i think we're forming a pretty solid circle of trust

12/6/2011 5:25:25 PM

for the record, my mom has never commented on EMCE, so I know what that means

12/6/2011 5:27:04 PM

I just hope that we can save the TNE before it's too late

12/6/2011 5:27:21 PM

Quote :

"I feel the need to clarify. I meant to say that if someone sends you nudes, you need to make sure never to show them to anyone else. That way the ladies will learn to trust you, and thus more ladies will send you nudes "

i understood what you mean so maybe i need to clarify. i'm hesitant to share the nudes i have of other TWWers due to your (and mine) philosophy of not sharing nudes of other TWWers. I have no prob sharing nudes of myself, but really, who wants to see a huge cock?

12/6/2011 5:29:25 PM

lots of us do

even those of us who don't swing that way~♥

12/6/2011 5:30:30 PM

HAHAHA

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 5:31 PM. Reason : but really...does EMCE want to see my cock (cock looker)]

12/6/2011 5:31:01 PM