I come to this conclusion after watching the video that Scuba Steve posted in the lounge and the following information that I will post.First, here is the video that scuba posted:
11/21/2011 1:16:57 PM
Wat you talk about white boy? I no dead, I just take vacation.
11/21/2011 1:39:56 PM
cause several times i peed out a window and like there was a Kim Jong Il outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the Kim Jong Il was dead
11/21/2011 7:21:18 PM
RONERY ITT
11/21/2011 7:37:22 PM
It sunny on Maui beach. I go talk to girr now.
11/21/2011 9:07:40 PM
Good night sweet prince...?
11/21/2011 9:19:34 PM
taken in 2011
11/22/2011 8:48:02 AM
Obviously a body double, you can tell by the pixels
11/22/2011 9:23:23 AM
11/22/2011 10:48:58 AM
Just to point out, when your GDP is as small as North Korea's, it doesn't really take a whole lot to double your GDP growth.
11/22/2011 12:48:23 PM
inorite? I bought a box of pretzels at the airport and probably doubled their GDP
11/22/2011 1:44:11 PM
They probably just opened the amusement park as a house of horrors.That or they kidnapped some particularly spendy tourists.
11/22/2011 1:51:16 PM
Saw this recently:Kim Jong-Il To North Koreans In Libya: Don't Bother Coming Home http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/31/kim-jong-il-to-north-kore_n_1067272.html
11/22/2011 2:24:53 PM
Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 3:33 PM. Reason : ]
11/22/2011 3:33:33 PM
^^nice, but something about that story stinks. like... it's unaware of what's been happening in the past 3 years. The cellphone allowance doesn't make sense against their argument of "The ban was an effort to prevent word of the often-violent Arab uprisings from reaching the isolated regime"
11/22/2011 7:10:43 PM
11/23/2011 12:11:29 PM
^^1 million cell phones in a country of 24 million.
11/23/2011 12:31:12 PM
if he's not dead, he's at or near death. kind of like Fidel.
11/23/2011 4:02:44 PM
All seriousness, I doubt he's dead. If he were, I don't think that the current succession planning would be going nearly as smoothly. Nor do I think that the evidence presented makes any real sense in proving that he is.1) I have no idea what this has to do with KJI.2) When the GDP jumped from 2000 to 2001, what happened there? Did he die twice?3) North Korea has been asking this for years.4) Eh... no. There was the Cheonan which was sank the year before, a few botched commando operations in prior years. Meanwhile, while these aren't direct attacks, test firing ballistic missiles over your neighbors and detonating nuclear weapons would also be considered provocative actions in most policy circles.5) Regarding cell phones, you could easily lock and monitor that network. If anything it might help you keep track of your citizens by forcing GPS to be constantly on.
11/23/2011 11:21:12 PM
dead
12/18/2011 10:07:06 PM
2011 has not been a kind year for dictators
12/18/2011 10:12:42 PM
Obama is sooooo clutch
12/18/2011 10:13:13 PM
I love how quick people are to change his article to past tensehttp://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kim_Jong-il&action=historysubmit&diff=466627661&oldid=465297902
12/18/2011 10:16:01 PM
I didn't even know he was Il.
12/18/2011 10:27:14 PM
He's been Il for a jong time.
12/18/2011 10:34:45 PM
Obama - 2Bush (father and son) - 0
12/18/2011 10:39:38 PM
Good news: "He's dead! Yay~!"Bad news: "Wait, who's running the country now? Oh fu..."
12/18/2011 10:44:27 PM
iop1
12/18/2011 10:46:29 PM
12/18/2011 10:47:18 PM
so this is his replacement?
12/18/2011 10:48:18 PM
You know what this means: we now need a "Kim Jong Il Is Alive!" thread.
12/18/2011 11:05:54 PM
Obama got gaddafi, too
12/18/2011 11:25:27 PM
He also got Saddam.oh wait...nm
12/18/2011 11:28:18 PM
Anyone else wondering if maybe it would be better if this happened a few years down the road?
12/18/2011 11:32:18 PM
You know, if they didn't have a shitload of AAA and SAM sites, I would say lets start up a Berlin Airlift type deal as a show of good faith.
12/18/2011 11:39:45 PM
^^^ That was luck. They tripped over him.
12/18/2011 11:49:23 PM
^^ Civilian groups in SK have been doing that with balloons for a few years now. They were pissed off enough to send an assassin after the guy in charge.
12/19/2011 12:01:42 AM
I rawnt arr da tea in China. Yessss, arr of it.
12/19/2011 8:33:10 AM
^ reminds me of the picture of that fat lady in the bus window
12/19/2011 2:11:44 PM
-1000 cred points for GeniuSxBoY. That puts him at -1,000,000
12/19/2011 2:17:57 PM
12/19/2011 3:01:52 PM
12/19/2011 3:29:19 PM
Any one see the televised mourning of his death by the public on streets and in buildings?And by mourning, I mean: heavy audible crying, shaking, arms flailing, kneeling on the floor, doing a sudden jittery 'dance', etc.It looked so unreal, yet real.My wife was like "did government people go up to people and say hey take 5 won and cry on tv?"I was like more like "[with a gun to the head] hey cry on tv".Didn't millions die in the famines? How can you love a leader such as that one, let alone to such an extent that you cry like a baby in the streets?
12/20/2011 6:43:40 AM
Because they are so shielded from the rest of the world and any knowledge of what a "normal" life is like in other countries. They are brainwashed from birth to think Dear Leader is God. I'm sure there are many who are honestly very upset by his death and the crying is real, even though it seems ridiculous to anyone outside of NK.
12/20/2011 7:59:34 AM
what a family treeapparently, Dear Father/Leader, was Dear Pimp Daddyhttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204791104577107891655666650.html?mod=googlenews_wsj#project%3DNKOREA0907%26articleTabs%3Dinteractive
12/20/2011 8:11:18 AM
12/20/2011 1:55:29 PM
Awesome book on North Korea if anyone is interested:http://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Envy-Ordinary-Lives-North/dp/0385523904
12/20/2011 2:16:10 PM