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djeternal
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"Green Mile star 51-year-old Doug Anthony Hutchison has married aspiring country singer 16-year-old Courtney Alexis Stodden in Las Vegas."


http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/867026-doug-anthony-hutchison-51-marries-courtney-alexis-stodden-16-in-vegas

6/21/2011 10:28:20 AM

Doss2k
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I approve although I should probably see pics of this girl first to make a true assessment

6/21/2011 10:29:12 AM

bonerjamz 04
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good night, sweet prince...

6/21/2011 10:29:28 AM

djeternal
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16 my ass. she looks 40





[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 10:30 AM. Reason : a]

6/21/2011 10:29:45 AM

Jeepin4x4
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Tooms

6/21/2011 10:31:01 AM

djeternal
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She swears her tits are real

6/21/2011 10:31:51 AM

ncsuapex
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I would've verified gender before birthdate.

6/21/2011 10:32:49 AM

djeternal
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6/21/2011 10:33:33 AM

Jeepin4x4
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she's one of those girls that makes the same face in every picture.


also, has had a bit of work done.


also, i'd hit it.

6/21/2011 10:33:34 AM

rbrthwrd
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everything might be natural, she's 16 and hasn't been hit by aging yet. i think the caked on makeup is whats making her look like a 40 year old with work done.

6/21/2011 10:34:53 AM

Doss2k
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Her pictures scream porn star to me

6/21/2011 10:46:33 AM

Slave Famous
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I remember that guy from Green Mile

I stole his "cooking up some turds" line that I still use today

6/21/2011 10:47:22 AM

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"she's 16 and hasn't been hit by aging yet."


she looks like she's 40 to me.

6/21/2011 11:20:22 AM

KeB
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^this

6/21/2011 12:47:56 PM

Joie
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shes got some skinny ass thighs

6/21/2011 12:49:07 PM

DeltaBeta
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I'd say 40 is the conservative estimate.

6/21/2011 12:49:21 PM

DivaBaby19
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Courtney Alexis

That name screams all sorts of class

6/21/2011 12:51:07 PM

wwwebsurfer
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^ stage name, lol

If this chick is 16 she's been doing a lot of something.

6/21/2011 1:17:14 PM

specialkay
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This dumbass married a self absorbed 16 year old who he will be stuck with until she gets "famous" and leaves him or he gets bored with her immaturity and leaves

Hugh Hefner has a constantly rotating harem of bitches.

How does this guy have anything at all on Hugh Hefner? This bitch would have married Hef if he had asked.

6/21/2011 1:17:35 PM

rbrthwrd
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that 50 year old "dumbass" gets to legally have sex with a hot 16 year old

so...

6/21/2011 1:21:43 PM

TKE-Teg
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^

Hats off to him!

6/21/2011 1:28:22 PM

quagmire02
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16? pfft.

6/21/2011 1:28:31 PM

AstralAdvent
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I think this girl is gross but i want to see more pics

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6/21/2011 1:29:51 PM

Samwise16
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This bitch is 16?!?!

I'll have to see a birth certificate, pls and thx

6/21/2011 1:29:56 PM

specialkay
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"that 50 year old "dumbass" gets to legally have sex with a hot 16 year old"


and so can you in North Carolina.

Point being that Hugh Hefner could have sex with as many 16 year olds if he wanted to.


Quote :
"One vagina for the rest of your life, real smart"

6/21/2011 1:33:19 PM

Samwise16
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I just don't understand how a man who is supposedly mature (at least he should be at 51 years old) wants to date a 16 year old.

I mean, really. Let's think of how many truly mature 16 year olds there are in this world.

6/21/2011 1:34:07 PM

Joie
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6/21/2011 1:34:56 PM

specialkay
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"inspiring actress" hahaha

6/21/2011 1:37:23 PM

ThePeter
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This bitch must be a huge Seinfeld fan because all of her pictures are "back, and to the left." The couple looks annoying as fuck with his "let me rest my head on your titties" pose.







Lol at her trying and failing to make the same fac


You know this makes sense when it you realize that the groom is that creepy fail guy from The Green Mile



[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM. Reason : adf]

6/21/2011 1:38:31 PM

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I dont think it's physically possible for her to push her chest out even more

And what's up with her collegan pumped lips? She does not look 16, nor does she look like the christian virgin that first article portrayed her to be

[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 1:50 PM. Reason : image fail]

6/21/2011 1:49:57 PM

titans78
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This has to end well.

6/21/2011 1:51:00 PM

djeternal
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"Hugh Hefner has a constantly rotating harem of bitches.

How does this guy have anything at all on Hugh Hefner?"


I was referring to the age of the chick, not the quality/quantity.

6/21/2011 1:55:37 PM

crazy_carl
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I smell a reality TV show, where the hell is Seacrest

6/21/2011 1:57:47 PM

djeternal
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probably elbow deep in some man ass

6/21/2011 1:58:35 PM

egyeyes
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HOLY COLLAGEN, BATMAN!

6/21/2011 2:05:00 PM

djeternal
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Here she is in 2009. Says she was 15.

6/21/2011 2:05:52 PM

BlackJesus
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she is not 16

6/21/2011 2:06:00 PM

AstralAdvent
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idk i know some girls 16ish who with a little bit of surgery would look exactly like this

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/21/2011 2:08:46 PM

0EPII1
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she is a singer or an "aspiring singer"? she doesn't even have a wikipedia article... i thought all singers did.

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"In May 2011, Hutchison married 16-year-old Courtney Alexis Stodden in Las Vegas, Nevada. According to the Clark County Nevada Marriage Bureau, both marriage license applicants must be at least 18 years of age.[2] However, the bride's mother signed a consent form permitting the early marriage."


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"She is a good Christian girl."


Yes I am sure Christ approves of those pics.


[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 3:12 PM. Reason : ]

6/21/2011 3:10:07 PM

djeternal
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bttt

6/21/2011 6:53:15 PM

9one9
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from the other thread:

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"Just googled them and they look the same age"

6/21/2011 6:58:13 PM

djeternal
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Don't get me wrong, I would hit it. But if she is really 16, I would hate to see her when she's 30

6/21/2011 7:02:20 PM

elduderino
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How much coke does it take to make a 16 year old look 40?

6/21/2011 7:05:02 PM

evlbuxmbetty
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no fucking way is that WOMAN 16, noooooooooooo waaaay

6/21/2011 7:05:11 PM

Arab13
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A lot.

6/21/2011 7:06:44 PM

BJCaudill21
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her walk in that video is a little exaggerated huh?

i imagine her giving out handies in parking lots at age 10

6/21/2011 7:08:10 PM

9one9
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Lips look like the Joker

6/21/2011 7:10:22 PM

egyeyes
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Go to 2:15 of the video Joie posted:

Quote :
"MY BREASTS

ARE RILL"


Quote :
"EVERYTHING ABOUT ME

IS RILL"


Quote :
"MY HAIR IS RILL,

MY TEETH ARE RILL

MY EYELASHES ARE RILL

MY BREASTS.. ARE TOTALLY RILL"

6/21/2011 7:19:17 PM

TreeTwista10
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that video kinda reminds me of

6/21/2011 7:30:13 PM

Samwise16
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I had to shut the first video off

I thought it was a joke the way she was talking... what's up with her keeping her bottom lip pulled down while speaking?

6/21/2011 9:28:53 PM

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