Father's Day is coming up. Don't buy him a lame tie or some damn coffee mug. What he want's is an official Johnny Swank I LOVE BBQ shirt. $12.50, includes FREE SHIPPING, and I'm throwing in my Secret Eastern NC BBQ Sauce Recipe. Kids and Adult sizes available. You know you want it. Get it at http://www.johnnyswankmusic.com/p/buy-stuff.html
6/8/2011 10:36:21 PM
i'd get one if it said "i <3 eastern NC BBQ and hate that ketchupy western bullshit"
6/8/2011 10:41:58 PM
I sold one to a guy in Kansas. Didn't have the heart to tell him that beef shit ain't 'que
6/8/2011 11:00:34 PM
Where the fuck are the double and triple XL's?A real BBQ fan cant fit in kiddie sized shirts.
6/9/2011 12:02:06 AM
i would wear that shirt while barbecuing hot dogs and hamburgers.
6/9/2011 6:21:52 AM
how much for the fritos guitar(?)
6/9/2011 9:18:20 AM
ill go $4.50
6/9/2011 9:49:07 AM
I'll check on the 3XL's. Probably going to be about $1 more or thereabouts. No damn way I'm selling that guitar. It's quite the piece of shit, but it's my piece of shit. You won't find fine quality craftsmanship like that just anywhere
6/9/2011 2:41:37 PM
I'd buy one that says. "Your BBQ sucks, mine is the best"
6/11/2011 7:47:43 AM
]2XL and 3XL shirts now available for all the Big Daddies out there! Get yo'self a Gin-U-Wine Fritocaster Oil Rag while you're at it. http://www.johnnyswankmusic.com/p/buy-stuff.htmlHere's the high-dollar video promo http://youtu.be/4tRuYyVNxNc[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 7:25 PM. Reason : .][Edited on June 13, 2011 at 7:27 PM. Reason : .]
6/13/2011 7:24:10 PM
Got any "Johnny Swank" Speedo's? or any "Johnny Swank" sex toys?
6/13/2011 7:54:26 PM
You know, that whole Johnny Swank name came when I was playing a bar gig before my Appalachian Trail thru-hike. A bunch of buddies were coming up with a porn name / trail name and that stuck.
6/13/2011 9:23:04 PM
I hear you and that Pawnshop Bob guy were both into porno....
6/13/2011 9:33:02 PM
It was a weird time back then. I've blotted that all out. 2xl and 3XL sizes available, and coming soon BABY Onesies and Bibs!You know you want it. http://www.johnnyswankmusic.com/p/buy-stuff.html
6/15/2011 11:38:11 AM
And now - I Love BBQ Onesies! $10 dollahttp://www.johnnyswankmusic.com/2011/06/i-love-bbq-onesie-available.html[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .][Edited on June 16, 2011 at 3:32 PM. Reason : .]
6/16/2011 3:29:39 PM