If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' bitch goose and supa' down!

4/15/2011 9:22:16 PM

4/15/2011 9:23:00 PM

4/15/2011 9:24:31 PM

I will not give you the still beating heart of Jeff Gordon!

Quote :

"Well, Nicholas, I'm disappointed"

4/15/2011 9:27:08 PM

^lolololololololol

Earlie Cuyler: Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
Granny: Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue.
Earlie Cuyler: ...Inconvenient.

4/15/2011 9:30:49 PM

you fellas love you some cartoons

4/15/2011 9:32:34 PM

I still think it is the simple "do not touch the trim"

4/15/2011 9:34:00 PM

Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk.

4/15/2011 9:36:54 PM

Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late. I'm Early Cuyler and this concludes my court-ordered community service.

4/15/2011 9:39:57 PM

^Beat me before I could make this thing

4/15/2011 9:40:40 PM

hahahahahahhahahah awesome

4/15/2011 9:42:03 PM

Quote :

"Shhh! Chocolate. Once them deers smell that birthday cake them sumbitches will come a running. "

4/15/2011 9:42:40 PM

Fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens...and waits.

4/15/2011 9:45:04 PM

Darn Tricky-Two's done tricked us again with a third number.

4/15/2011 9:54:27 PM

I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THLE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!

4/15/2011 9:56:55 PM

Erupt into a Bev-Rage this summer with "Glug"! That's the slogan. We'll add the word "Dawg" for the blacks. They like that word, like they're friends with the product.

4/15/2011 10:01:00 PM

WHO'S THE SUM-BITCH THAT TOLD YOU THAT?

4/16/2011 8:32:26 AM

of ALL TIME

4/16/2011 10:41:47 AM

sometimes, to be a man, you have to be a boy



not so much funny, as real

4/20/2011 1:12:09 AM

I dub thee Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don't They

4/20/2011 1:20:20 AM

whats all the fuss about, I'm just settin off my gasoline collection

4/20/2011 1:40:43 AM

there are just too many good quotes from this show to limit it- Everything Early (Earl-Lee?) says is gold!

4/20/2011 8:08:41 AM

Quote :

"ORIGINAL GATOR HATER"

4/20/2011 8:10:07 AM

"Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. "




gotta love Unknown Hinson's voice for Early

4/20/2011 9:06:12 AM

man that dude is from ALBEMARLE

4/20/2011 9:09:43 AM

have you ever been to one of his shows? They are great

4/20/2011 9:18:06 AM

success is a journey, not a destination

4/23/2011 3:19:34 AM

for this land
for three grand

4/23/2011 3:32:49 AM

"Son, there's every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that."

4/23/2011 4:22:04 AM

May I date your pumpkin?

4/23/2011 9:56:49 AM

Dear jesus, I beseech thee. Please give me the magic power to shred faces and explode the brains out the neck with a panty-tearin' solo power. Amen.

4/23/2011 12:59:04 PM

damn them doobies and their chinese groove

4/25/2011 3:26:14 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RT5M44AVM

Wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

4/25/2011 3:30:08 PM

(In a strip club) Yes darlin', your chest is full and heaving. But what about the heart that lays beneath them puppies? Look here (pulls out a religious tract)... I want you to read this here literature.

(Stripper reaches to take the tract; Early jerks it away)

Nope! Pick it up with your butt cheeks!

4/25/2011 3:43:18 PM

WE WON THE DAMN WAR BAABEEEEEEE

5/6/2011 3:41:22 PM

Industrial based lead solvents, that was my beverage.

My car, that was my paintbrush.

5/6/2011 3:44:46 PM

Quote :

"PARTY LIQUOR RAIN"

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 3:48 PM. Reason : double post]

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 3:49 PM. Reason : god i love this show]

5/6/2011 3:48:41 PM

this show is totally worth double posting

5/6/2011 7:25:34 PM

I sing this to myself while working. Daily.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdJozvlEV78

Also, the lottery is known as the squattery around here. And "you BES' to make it so!" is said a lot.

5/6/2011 8:44:11 PM

TRUMPET TORMENT ME

5/7/2011 9:15:59 PM

I had a good one that i posted on TKE-Teg's fb, but he deleted it

5/7/2011 10:05:14 PM

I hear he's PMSing, which one was it?

5/7/2011 10:06:30 PM

Earlie: What did I tell you about drinking underneath the age, huh?

Rusty: You said if I could afford to bring back enough for you then you don't care what I do. And it's my body and I can kill it however I want to. And America's about freedom.

5/7/2011 10:08:25 PM

LOL

5/7/2011 10:10:06 PM

you must be workin one of dem worky jobs

5/8/2011 12:03:17 PM

Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.

5/9/2011 8:37:54 PM

Gawd ziller lives way over there in Jay-pan and thats a long ass commute for a beatdown

5/11/2011 2:18:01 AM

sheriff: early uou said this was a drug possum

early: it is, I drug it off the side of the road to sell to your dumbass


I freaking love the wsp episode

5/11/2011 2:20:34 AM

Extension of a previous post

pine cones go in here
party liquors come out here
and proceed to here
fights begin
fingerprints is took
days is lost
bail is made
court dates are ignored
cycle is repeated

5/12/2011 10:26:40 AM

yeah I do use humor from time to time to mask my true desires about puttin the wood to ur wife. I'm gonna curl dem toes in time little gal.............I'm gon curl dem toes in time

5/12/2011 11:45:14 PM